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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 9 Jun 2015

    Research suggests that chimpanzees have the ability to cook, but the really advanced ones prefer take out.

    10:05 AM - 9 Jun 2015
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      1. Tuffy Green‏ @GreenTuffy 11 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Tuffy sez: They should hire some to work at McDonald's...it could only be an improvement!

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      1. David Fellows‏ @dkantellows 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien the super advanced ones use @Olo apps to order that takeout and skip the line at pickup.

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      1. Calzone Ninja‏ @CalzoneNinja 13 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien And the #geniuses prefer to #bake #calzones

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      1. Jimmy Moock‏ @jimmymoock 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I was going to be a #comedian and talkshow host too. Bad material and delivery stopped me though. #sigh

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      1. LaChatFemmeNoir‏ @LaChatFemmeNoir 13 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Have you ever disclosed why there's a chimpanzee looking over your shoulder? Does he order take out or cook your meals?

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      1. Joey McGinn‏ @joeymcginn 12 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien knmy

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      1. Hubert Talavera‏ @hubtal 12 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien and there are still those who question our lineage with chimps?

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      1. TaylorPowellDrums‏ @Taylorpowell89 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I need one to wake me up with a wonderfully prepared meal ready to go. Where do they sell these guys??

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      2. Shaitan Meena‏ @ssmeena1522 10 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien wow really but complicated

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      3. kanhaiya lal mahawar‏ @kanhaiyalalm20 19 Jun 2015
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        @ssmeena1522 @ConanOBrien awe some new

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      1. Mr. 252‏ @HBizzle252 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Looking forward to $eeing @Yelawolf tonight on your show!!! #CONAN #SLUMERICAN

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      1. Margie‏ @margie1062 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Pizza Pizza! :)

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      1. Greg Troyan‏ @GregTroyan 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Hey, just letting you know I wrote you a song. http://youtu.be/3A363UtiDWU  #TheConanSong

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      1. Barbara Bolling‏ @Barbolling 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien they lack the ability to make pie crust and I've seen them standing in line the day before Thanksgiving at Marie Callendar's

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      1. Jon Senkerik Adams‏ @jsadamsplayson 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien A British reader comments, "Take away from that what you will."

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      1. الـpro  ♍️‏ @Suvillique 9 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien thanks!! Another really good argument to present when I am convincing someone that even though I eat out I actually like 2 cook

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