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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 3 Jun 2015

    Some people think it’s weird that I maintain full, uninterrupted eye contact while my dog humps my leg.

    11:20 AM - 3 Jun 2015
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      2. Jenny Judge‏ @judge_jen 3 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I think it's beautiful. #lovemaking

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. BRO, THAT'S SHITTY‏ @BroThatsShitty 3 Jun 2015
        Replying to @judge_jen

        @judge_jen @ConanOBrien #havinglovemadeonyou is kind of #shitty if you're not #intoit

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      1. Tuffy Green‏ @GreenTuffy 4 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien The question is, where does he look when you hump HIS leg? Also, is this the REAL Conan or Chip Whitley that plays him on TV?

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      1. Mark O. Martin‏ @markowenmartin 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien The more worrisome part is, so does your dog.

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      1. Theo Littleton‏ @CptnJustc 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien With the dog, or…?

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      2. ChampagneKitty‏ @ChampagneKitty 3 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I really, really did not need to read this.

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      1. the_great_satan‏ @fun_horse 4 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @aspca @peta and this is why @FLGovScott & Florida enacted anti-bestiality laws...http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/858884 

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      1. A1‏ @A1Smith7 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @sinklikelead I have no idea why but this reminded me of you

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      1. Cryptnabber  🧟‍♂️‏ @Crutnacker 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien as long as the dog doesn't mind, don't let anyone question it.

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      1. Josh Mainka‏ @JoshMainka 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Dogs like it that way ;)

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      1. Shaun O'Keeffe‏ @nuahs6881 3 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Some people think it would be rude not to.

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      1. Arlene Schneider‏ @kloe4488 20 Jun 2015
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        @conanobrien Where's the picture of your dog?

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      2. Richard King‏ @KingRip 9 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien, wait is the eye contact your holding with the dog or is it with said person amidst conversation? If its both, that's talent!

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      3. Richard King‏ @KingRip 9 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien you're*

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      1. Mama Bear‏ @RantingMamaBear 8 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien made me laugh silently for a second

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      1. Jake‏ @shattbuttjake 7 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien How else will you know when he's done?

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      1. Jesse David‏ @fayensarah 5 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien that's funny I maintain eye contact while in hump the dogs leg?!! Did I say that or think it....omg they can read this...lol

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      1. JoeyVee Almighty!‏ @JoeyVeeComedy 5 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Viagra 4women sideeffects: fatigue, lowblood pressure &fainting. what my wife experiences now when I ask for sex. (^_-)©JVC

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