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Conan O'Brien Verified account ‏@ConanOBrien 22 May 2015

College grads: If you’re looking for work, consider the fast-growing field of “Republican presidential candidate.”

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    1. The 57th State ℅EF™ ‏@EF517_V2 24 May 2015

      The 57th State ℅EF™ Retweeted Conan O'Brien

      If you're a lib, you can always apply for the job of sewing Hillary's tents @ConanOBrien https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/601895058183323648 …

      The 57th State ℅EF™ added,

      Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
      College grads: If you’re looking for work, consider the fast-growing field of “Republican presidential candidate.”
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    3. Julie Schneider ‏@GlamrbabeJulie 24 May 2015

      @EF517_V2 @LadySandersfarm @ConanOBrien I hear that being a professional protestor/rioter pays well too!

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    1. Jerel Damon ‏@JerelDamon 22 May 2015

      @ConanOBrien I scored to high on the retard test for that J.O.B.

      0 retweets 4 likes
    2. David Birchfield ‏@DJBirchfield 22 May 2015

      @JerelDamon @ConanOBrien and yet, doesn't know the difference between to and too

      0 retweets 1 like
    3. Jerel Damon ‏@JerelDamon 22 May 2015

      @DJBirchfield @ConanOBrien 2 shay.

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  1. Blue_In_Green ‏@Blue_In_Green59 22 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien If you're female, you can probably find work on Orgy Island. Clinton is always hiring.

    0 retweets 3 likes
  2. Jean Vocar ‏@jeanv47 22 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien Or the late night job on a channel no one watches.

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    1. Sulie ‏@ThatsJustBogus 22 May 2015

      @ConanOBrien The only thing is that all those GOP presidential candidates will be unemployed a year later after Hillary wins.

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  3. Andrea The Piano ‏@AndreaThePiano 25 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien I'm an old piano, but I've been giving serious consideration for running for president. pic.twitter.com/qnV34Ozh8j

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  4. Christian Pedraza ‏@xtianpedraz 22 May 2015

    .@ConanOBrien Well see, there's an election next year

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    1. Doppio Espresso ‏@jpbach 22 May 2015

      @ConanOBrien @PRPotyondy most recent college grads are too young and to rooted in reality to do that.

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    2. Patrick R. Potyondy ‏@PRPotyondy 22 May 2015

      @jpbach @ConanOBrien there's a lot of non-traditional students these days though. Got to be lucrative after Citizens United.

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    1. William Fairaday ‏@Fairaday 22 May 2015

      @ConanOBrien only if they’re 35 or older.

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    2. Alex Getts ‏@alexgetts 22 May 2015

      @Fairaday @ConanOBrien Meh, loads of the current ones act about as mature as 15-year-olds, so it's sixes.

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  5. Amanda B. Reckonwith ‏@bethfiegerfalk 27 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien @jsc1835 ... and you'll be guaranteed a spot as a talking head on the Fox News channel.

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  6. Eric Forman ‏@eforman40 22 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien cute very cute

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  7. Charlie Rand ‏@CharlieRand9 2 Jun 2015

    @ConanOBrien @ProfDBernstein And 'Honest President'... The position is currently open.

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  8. chilltowntv ‏@chilltowntv 22 May 2015

    @ConanOBrien lol

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