Conan O'Brien
The 57th State ℅EF™
If you're a lib, you can always apply for the job of sewing Hillary's tents
@ConanOBrien
https://twitter.com/ConanOBrien/status/601895058183323648 …
College grads: If you’re looking for work, consider the fast-growing field of “Republican presidential candidate.”
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@EF517_V2 @LadySandersfarm@ConanOBrien I hear that being a professional protestor/rioter pays well too!
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@ConanOBrien I scored to high on the retard test for that J.O.B. -
@JerelDamon@ConanOBrien and yet, doesn't know the difference between to and too
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@ConanOBrien If you're female, you can probably find work on Orgy Island. Clinton is always hiring. -
@ConanOBrien Or the late night job on a channel no one watches. -
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@ConanOBrien The only thing is that all those GOP presidential candidates will be unemployed a year later after Hillary wins. - Show more
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@ConanOBrien I'm an old piano, but I've been giving serious consideration for running for president. pic.twitter.com/qnV34Ozh8j
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@ConanOBrien Well see, there's an election next year -
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@ConanOBrien@PRPotyondy most recent college grads are too young and to rooted in reality to do that. -
@jpbach@ConanOBrien there's a lot of non-traditional students these days though. Got to be lucrative after Citizens United.
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@ConanOBrien only if they’re 35 or older. -
@Fairaday@ConanOBrien Meh, loads of the current ones act about as mature as 15-year-olds, so it's sixes.
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@ConanOBrien@jsc1835 ... and you'll be guaranteed a spot as a talking head on the Fox News channel. -
@ConanOBrien cute very cute -
@ConanOBrien@ProfDBernstein And 'Honest President'... The position is currently open.
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