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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 18 May 2015

    You can wear tennis shoes anywhere, but golf shoes are only good for golf and rough sex.

    11:45 AM - 18 May 2015
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      2. James Acaster‏Verified account @JamesAcaster 18 May 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Same is true of nipple clamps.

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      1. pitch-n-puff‏ @pitch_n_puff 18 May 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        . @ConanOBrien and nothing is better after rough sex than a pitchnpuff! #fore20 http://pitchnpuff.com 

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      2. Nathan Vermeer‏ @natevermeer 18 May 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @GavinMarler @rachael5122

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. rachael schoonover‏ @rachael5122 18 May 2015
        Replying to @natevermeer

        @natevermeer @ConanOBrien @GavinMarler 😑

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      4. gav‏ @GavinMarler 18 May 2015
        Replying to @rachael5122

        @rachael5122 @natevermeer @ConanOBrien 😏

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      1. Dianne Eulalie‏ @dxp7 18 May 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Occasionally I read your tweets and think, "Someone has kidnapped Conan."

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      1. cheese‏ @biggestofcheese 18 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @Kingholiousmc

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      1. Lola Lyn‏ @pretty_sure77 18 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Agreed!

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      1. ally khalfan‏ @allykhalfan534 21 Aug 2015
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        @ConanOBrien fkdhb

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      1. Manuel DeAndrade‏ @M_DeAndrade 17 Jun 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien también ha posado al lado de @__Hemingway__ en El Floridita d @lahabanatravel. Los mejores daiquirispic.twitter.com/9GmLZ6Nzeb

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      1. Bruce Ryan‏ @brucery 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien ...and winemaking.

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      1. Dan Logan‏ @JabPunch 20 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Great. Now my wife has a weird look in her eye whilst wearing her Foot Joys. I Guess I'm golfing :(

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      1. Walter Drinovz‏ @WDrinovz 19 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien especially on silk or other slippery substances.

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      1. Rick Edwards‏ @RickRick2nd1985 19 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Dude I never miss an episode. Its not even a show anymore it's a must have brain implant. U know like Pamela Lee's

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      1. Damien Jones‏ @daslicious 18 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien ha!

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      1. Mikko Hasu‏ @hasu_mikko 18 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien It is good that you are not sliping when approaching the putting green with your hardest iron.

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