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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Apr 2015

    One of the best pieces of wisdom I’ve ever received: Never buy a steak out of someone’s backpack.

    10:53 AM - 30 Apr 2015
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      1. Carlin!‏ @nerdlunch 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I've lived life wrong then.

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      1. PoKeTs‏ @RPisdoingitlive 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @EmmDolll literally all of my high school

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      1. Ric Rags‏ @RicRags 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien tell that to @RemiWarren

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      1. Tim W. Byrd Official‏ @TimWByrd_Music 11 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien please tell me you've never done that lol

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      1. jean golden‏ @jeangol55416641 7 Jun 2015
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        @ConanOBrien OR FROM HIS PANT POCKET!

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      1. Barbara Bolling‏ @Barbolling 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien nor oysters from a street vendor in Cuba, especially if they were harvested from the Bay of Pigs.

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      1. John‏ @Miscmen 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien at least in Baltimore.

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      1. MetalMikeFisher‏ @Metalmikefisher 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Unless it's a @SlimJim Conan then it's OK!!!

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      1. Jason Gastrich 💧‏ @jasonagastrich 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien lol

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      1. Nate VanLindt‏ @maxlords 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien And yet back steak sounds so delicious.... #conflicted

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      1. Larry Potter‏ @larrypotter55 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Wait a minute. REALLY????? But I was reeeaallly hungry.

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      1. MDC‏ @wOrldXploRe_ 1 May 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @CherylFeeley_1 well, that could have saved me from a lot of awkward situations.

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      1. Ravi Chokka‏ @NewRavilution 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien what if it's a rare piece Conan? What then, what then??

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      1. Justin johns‏ @Justinjohns4 30 Apr 2015
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      1. Kendra Young‏ @KendraYoung17 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I had someone selling meat door to door in my office bldg. No cooler-warm meat, no sells

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      1. madhuri tamang‏ @MadhuriTamang 30 Apr 2015
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        @conanobrien Please help me help NEPAL by sharing this link http://www.gofundme.com/tbmug85d  Every penny counts.Thank you Conan.

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      1. Conor Samuels‏ @incompetentuser 30 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien so you've been to the Hong Kong in Faneuil Hall, then.

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