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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 25 Apr 2015

    God would have created the Earth in just 1 day, but first He decided to “just check” Facebook.

    3:01 PM - 25 Apr 2015
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      1. Steel heart‏ @SteelTigermiz 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien my wife left me

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      1. mildemonios‏ @mildemonios 25 Apr 2015
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        "@ConanOBrien: God would have created the Earth in just 1 day, but first He decided to “just check” Facebook."

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      1.  🎃 Redulus von Ixula  🏰‏ @RedVonix 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Same reason I haven't finished my second book. I said I'd just check Facebook once. In 2011.

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      1. Adam Cole‏ @tea_cosy 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien That reminds me, I haven't checked Facebook in 5 seconds.

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      1. Beth‏ @ewbeasley 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I'm thinking he was caught in a YouTube vortex, not Facebook. But maybe my Bible is a different translation than yours.

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      1. Steve Hale‏ @sbhale 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien When you have seven billion people on your friends list, it takes a while to get through it!

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      1. Fred Armstrong‏ @FredArmstrong1 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien if he did he would have destroyed it based on the feedback in the comments section.

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      1. City 2 City PR‏ @City2CityPR 26 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Need Cheap social Promotion check us out on http://www.city2citypr.com 

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      1. Chino‏ @chino_ph 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien You are the funniest* man** alive. *Terms & conditions apply **Not valid in all 50 states

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      1. chris sandison‏ @lofilowlife 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien why are you so awful now

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      1. Widad‏ @ella_of_detroit 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien change your profile pic already!

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      1. SERGE “I DO VOICE OVERS 🎙” MAKAROV  🎬‏Verified account @MakarovTV 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien and this is fit about twitter. True story ✋🏻🐻

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      1. Pippi Longtrump‏ @planet4mexico 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Thats why he made men, to have friends on Facebook, duh!

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      1. Matt‏ @mister_vee12 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @EFDauley this was a great one liner am I right?

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      1. Ibrahim K.‏ @MemoMar01 25 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien ähem Twitter it was

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      1. Eduardo Reyes‏ @eduardo_reyes__ 25 Apr 2015
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