@ConanOBrien my wife left me
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@ConanOBrien: God would have created the Earth in just 1 day, but first He decided to “just check” Facebook."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Same reason I haven't finished my second book. I said I'd just check Facebook once. In 2011.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien That reminds me, I haven't checked Facebook in 5 seconds.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I'm thinking he was caught in a YouTube vortex, not Facebook. But maybe my Bible is a different translation than yours.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien When you have seven billion people on your friends list, it takes a while to get through it!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien if he did he would have destroyed it based on the feedback in the comments section.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Need Cheap social Promotion check us out on http://www.city2citypr.comThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien You are the funniest* man** alive. *Terms & conditions apply **Not valid in all 50 statesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien why are you so awful nowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien change your profile pic already!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien and this is fit about twitter. True story
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@ConanOBrien Thats why he made men, to have friends on Facebook, duh!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien @EFDauley this was a great one liner am I right?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien ähem Twitter it wasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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