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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Mar 2015

    The working title of my autobiography is "Sex Karate Maximum: Overdrive To Glory."

    11:15 AM - 23 Mar 2015
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      1. Michael McKean‏Verified account @MJMcKean 23 Mar 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Add "American".

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      2. Joakim Andersson‏ @joaan787 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien I’d sell both my kidneys and a lung to fund that project if you put it on kickstarter.

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      1. Dave Charbonneau‏ @DaveCharbonneau 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Publisher's retitle: "Too Tall for Circus Work."

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      1. Nelson Ingram‏ @nelphin789 25 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @panTdropper

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      1. T‏ @digitalb21 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @Brockway_LLC And, tell me, is that baby printed in the USofA?

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      1. LimeLizard‏ @Martin_Lindved 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien i Will buy it twice.

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      1. Aaron Baudoin‏ @ayayronbaudoin 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien 50 shades of Orange

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      1. Antoine Reverb‏ @AntoineReverb 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Sounds like the sequel to Jimmy James' autobiography. #newsradio

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      1. Ben Barone-Nugent‏ @benbn 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Funny—Mine's "Sex Catastrophe Maximum."

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      1. slipknot2ksean‏ @SeanCurran2011 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien wow lol

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      1.  🐀Don “Rodent Fodder” Ryu 🐀‏ @DonryuArt 23 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien with that I’ll demand a signed copy and a black eye via dildo...

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      1. carpenter philip‏ @PhillipCoppinge 6 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrienpic.twitter.com/zX6V8n9Cln

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      1. sunny d‏ @DavidGrack 4 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. mike wilmoth‏ @wilmothME 25 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien your wife wanted to name it,sex yoga minimum,under achieveing to shame

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      1. TonyRosam‏ @SmoothCat 25 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Sounds like a bad 80's movie created by 100 kilos of uncut Colombian cocaine. Perfect!

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      1. Michael J. Hunt‏ @MHunt50 25 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien A B movie parade of Fast and Furius

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      1. Ojciec Dyrektor‏ @dyrektor_ojciec 25 Mar 2015
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        “@ConanOBrien: The working title of my autobiography is "Sex Karate Maximum: Overdrive To Glory." http://bit.ly/18Q3mhB 

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      1. Dinah Lynne Havens‏ @DinahLynneHaven 24 Mar 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Is this an inside joke of yours to yourself or is it a joke about "whacking off?" ;)

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