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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Feb 2015

    That unreleased book by Dr. Seuss they just discovered proves that Fifty Shades of Grey was completely plagiarized.

    8:24 PM - 23 Feb 2015
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      2. Tyler‏ @Valomir 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien one whip, two whip, red tush, blue tush?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3.  🎃Mr. Rum 🎃‏ @RumTheElf 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @Valomir

        @Valomir @ConanOBrien O_O

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      2. Kevin Fox  🦊‏Verified account @kfury 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Would you, could you, with a spank?

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      2.  🎃 Grim Grinning Dan  🎃‏ @dannyschoening 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien On a boat, with a goat?

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      2. Andrew S. who is a vampire, maybe? or a pirate?  🎃‏ @shoutingboy 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Will you do it in a box? Will you do it bound with locks?

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      1. Anonamouse‏ @hachizenki 23 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Horton Hears a Ho?

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      2. Na Pow‏ @na_pow 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I will not wear them sam I am, with a dildo strap, with chains, I will not make a safe word for pain.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. an owl‏ @TheAndwee 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @na_pow

        @na_pow @ConanOBrien would you, could you please explain? howd your hat get that stain?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Na Pow‏ @na_pow 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @TheAndwee

        @TheAndwee @ConanOBrien Lol, not on a train, not on a plane, not even if you could make it rain like T-Pain

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      1. David Hite‏ @thedhite 24 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I would do you in a plane I would do you on a train I would do you on a boat I would do you with a goat -Dr Seuss (50 Shades)

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      1. EricSchumacher‏ @schuenator 24 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien in the den with a hen?

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      1. amandaelliott‏ @elliottamanda 24 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien Do you like it with a crop? Do you like it when I'm on top? Use the safe word, then I'll stop.

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      1. Michael B  🌎 🗽 🇺🇸 🌊 ♑‏ @JrMariner77 23 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien "I do not like this in the bedroom. I do not like this in the Red Room." :)

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      1. Anzlie‏ @AnzlieMarie 23 Feb 2015
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        “@ConanOBrien: unreleased book by Dr.Seuss just discovered proves that Fifty Shades of Grey was completely plagiarized.” Horton hears a hoe

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      1. Ask Hemingway‏ @XanosKnyghtshad 23 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I will not, can not spank your ass! I will not, can not on the grass! #TheCatInTheSpandexGimpSuit

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      2. Ocular Nervosa‏ @ocularnervosa 23 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien First I'll bind you in a chair Then I'm going to pull your hair.

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