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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Feb 2015

    Puerto Rico may fine parents up to $800 if their kids are obese. Well, Puerto Rico, I guess you're not interested in statehood.

    1:05 PM - 13 Feb 2015
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      2. David Mastroianni‏ @DMastro79 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien why would they be? All the benefits and none of the drawbacks. They even have a #Powerball winner!

        14 replies 5 retweets 0 likes
      3. Carlos Ortiz‏ @carlosodj 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @DMastro79

        @DMastro79 @ConanOBrien that's my answer to your commentpic.twitter.com/skaYUKUc2J

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      1. Hernán Padilla‏ @hernanpadilla51 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien A MAJORITY of Puerto Ricans want STATEHOOD AND POLITICAL EQUALITY. Puerto Rico chose STATEHOOD!pic.twitter.com/7yi8mKJuJw

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      2. Hernán Padilla‏ @hernanpadilla51 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien That proposition to fine parents shouldn't be taken seriously. It comes from a CLOWN POLITICIAN from the COLONIALIST PARTY!

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      2. Hernán Padilla‏ @hernanpadilla51 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Please, do not judge 3.5 million US Citizens by an irresponsible proposal from a legislator who defends the colonial status..

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      4. Hernán Padilla‏ @hernanpadilla51 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @marinaalguita

        @marinaalguita Ya vivo en uno pero quiero IGUALDAD política y económica para PR. Por esa actitud es q se van miles cada mes y se vacia PR!

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      1. JL Torres‏ @jltorres8 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien you are all welcome to come visit Puerto Rico..no passport required..and yes, we pay taxes, and we pay #powerball tickets too

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      1. Matt Spence‏ @spencematt 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Why not? Typical of the mainland's unnecessarily large & invasive govt.

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      2. Diana L. Santiago‏ @dianalsantiago 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien We just have a stupid government.

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      3. Carlos Ortiz‏ @carlosodj 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @dianalsantiago

        @dianalsantiago @ConanOBrien why? I think it's a good idea. Fat people get sick more than lean people. that will save money in healthcare

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      4. Diana L. Santiago‏ @dianalsantiago 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @carlosodj

        @carlosodj @ConanOBrien They only want our money to feed their fat #amigosdelalma. They don't give a fuck about health.

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      1. Puerto Rico en Serio‏ @PuertoRicoSerio 15 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Time 2 return 2 drawing board: when @ConanOBrien jokes about half-baked law to fine obese Puerto Rican children @BoricuaTimes @latinorebels

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      2. Tyronne Jones‏ @SpiritoftheLou 13 Feb 2015
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        @ConanOBrien They mostly all live in Florida anyway

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      4. Tyronne Jones‏ @SpiritoftheLou 13 Feb 2015
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        @niceguyeddie9 @ConanOBrien More like #Jersey

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      2. Gunderson‏ @gunderson 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien why does Puerto Rico hate America?

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      3. Just call me Bambi‏ @DeGuzmanPR 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @gunderson

        @gunderson @ConanOBrien we don't hate America. We are America. #PleaseLearnTheDifferencepic.twitter.com/y03jkmBUjf

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      2. J.M.L.C.‏ @FilmsFTB 13 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You're goddamned right we aren't interested!

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      3. Mei‏ @ilunameisu 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @FilmsFTB

        @FilmsFTB @ConanOBrien You didn't get his sarcasm. America is prone to obesity, hence why he stated that.

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      4. J.M.L.C.‏ @FilmsFTB 14 Feb 2015
        Replying to @ilunameisu

        @keimeowhearts @ConanOBrien I got it perfectly, thank you very much.

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