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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Dec 2014

    Didn't know you could squeeze up to 3 ounces of liquor out of a department store Santa's beard. Thanks, Martha Stewart!

    2:01 PM - 23 Dec 2014
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      2. Stephi‏ @gypsy_momma 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Just 3?

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      1. Joyful Gamer‏ @joyfulgamer10 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrienhttp://youtu.be/YNs5VygRpyU 

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      1. Elizabeth (No Bullets) Bushey‏ @looknoreally 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Martha ALWAYS has such helpful hints. Why is it though, I never DO them...?pic.twitter.com/sMGerF3w3d

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      1. Tom Nelson‏ @TomasCNelson 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien It's a good thing

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      1. (((Maxx-Phillippe)))‏ @Usoniaville 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien department store Santa - personifying "to go"

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      1. Brian Smith‏Verified account @MustBeTheMeds 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien my exwife could get at least 9oz out of hers.

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      1. Ani precious‏ @Aniprecious3 8 Jan 2015
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        @ConanOBrien hello friend how are you doing todaypic.twitter.com/qVW4MZVryH

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      1. Cynthia Stirling‏ @Mackay83Cynthia 5 Jan 2015
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        @ConanOBrien hahahaha#igot6ozoffmine

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      1. Jason Holland never‏ @kennjholland 27 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien wait until you see what you can get out of his pants.

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      1. Xan Fwd6‏ @xander_fwd6 25 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien man how did I miss it; I knew it. I felt a similar smell with my dad.

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      1. Doug Campbell‏ @DjsamDani 24 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien another of life's mysteries, popcorn doesn't taste any better when topped with butterflies

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      1. jason roach‏ @roachmanzl1 24 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien that is some quality life knowledge!! Thanks Conan

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      1. KIRS 666‏ @666Kirs 24 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien http://smotri.com/broadcast/list/ 

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      1. Michael Guyette‏ @guyette_michael 24 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien nice track down a few santos and we can get hammered.

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      1. Tru Lee‏ @truleely 24 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Wife went to the supermarket yesterday, forgot her shopping list, bought a bunch of liquor...boom, Merry Christmas!

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      1. TURTZONE‏ @TURTZONE1 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien a band like this would be killin on show . Merry Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9waLuISAoS0 …

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      1. carine‏ @youwifebabe 23 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien last nite on tv nuts couldnt believe it . not drunk just so srrange .

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