@ConanOBrien Technically, if matter cannot be destroyed, just changed, we've been eating poop for hundreds of years.
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@Linkara19@ConanOBrien Millions, even. -
@Gristle_McNerd@ConanOBrien Eating poop, breathing poop. We ARE poop. -
@Linkara19@ConanOBrien "We are poop"? Well that gives a whole new meaning to "assimilation".
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@conanobrien what did you think eye floaters are made of?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien IF!??!??!! Ghostism is alive and well...@cherylgregory92 -
@christinejayyy UGH will the world never learn?!
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@ConanOBrien I think it's a pretty big assumption to make that after death we will retain the pooping function but not the toilet trainingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien No silly. Ghosts poop ephemeral clouds of disappointment in how we waste our lifetimes.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien you know that feeling you get when you step on something but nothing was there? THATS WHAT IT WASThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien my question to you is have you every tried to smell itThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I bet you they're pissing in our sinks too, those dead bastards.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ryanqnorth's@qwantz? RT@ConanOBrien: It just hit me: if they are real, we are stepping in piles and piles of ghost dung.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien What have you done.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien If all fish pee in the ocean, do all ghosts pee in the air?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@amajar3 “@ConanOBrien: It just hit me: if they are real, we are stepping in piles and piles of ghost dung.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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