@ConanOBrien The real question is why isn't that picture in more bathrooms?
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@ConanOBrien Because if it was Chuck Norris you wouldn't be able to pee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Because postmortem suffering is defined in Catholicism as straining to pee in the gents' loo of a Connecticut diner.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien 1.Taunting smokers with an "easier, freer time". 2.Warning occupants of the pee-p-cam 3.Emasculate would-be robbers 4.Died hereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien cos Bronson is the shit, dude!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien don't worry, man ... I'm sure his look of disappointment was for the guy who used that urinal right before you!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Don't Fuck With Chuck.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Bronson lived in small rural town with Jill IrelandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien because he looks constipated!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@conanobrien Easy, to intimidate you into washing your hands.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien@TeamCoco Because Bronson. What more is required?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien All employees must wash hands before returning to work, unless they have a DeathwishThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien to keep punks in lineThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien making sure you wash your hands, obvi.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien fair enough....A singing mechanic from 1912 finds himself in Arthurian Britain ... do I have to explain everything -
@ConanOBrien You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain#ConnecticutYankee
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@ConanOBrien tout va bienThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien He's watching you take a leak, pally.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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