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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Nov 2014

    Stopped at a quaint Diner in a small town in rural Connecticut. This photo is in the Men's room. Why??http://bit.ly/1HDwdDc 

    12:19 PM - 24 Nov 2014
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      1. Steve‏ @TedwardBouillon 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien The real question is why isn't that picture in more bathrooms?

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      1. jsabatino‏ @joesab81 25 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Giovanny Blanco SM23‏ @SMtwentythree 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Because if it was Chuck Norris you wouldn't be able to pee.

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      1. Richard Serkey‏ @aufrichtig40 25 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Because postmortem suffering is defined in Catholicism as straining to pee in the gents' loo of a Connecticut diner.

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      1.  📎 #Resist  ❄️ 🍋‏ @AnitaNelson 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien 1.Taunting smokers with an "easier, freer time". 2.Warning occupants of the pee-p-cam 3.Emasculate would-be robbers 4.Died here

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      1. Soul Prophet‏ @soul_prophet 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien cos Bronson is the shit, dude!

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      1. Mike Mooney‏ @Mike_Mooney 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien don't worry, man ... I'm sure his look of disappointment was for the guy who used that urinal right before you!

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      1. Stu Nami‏ @StuNamiSays 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Don't Fuck With Chuck.

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      1. quickeauction llc‏ @quickeauction 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Bronson lived in small rural town with Jill Ireland

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      1. Bill Moran‏ @billmoranradio 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien because he looks constipated!

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      1. Jack Rustler‏ @Greg_Coogan 24 Nov 2014
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        @conanobrien Easy, to intimidate you into washing your hands.

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      1. random guy‏ @daviddgoodwin 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco Because Bronson. What more is required?

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      1. Angus T. Kirk‏ @angusparvo 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien All employees must wash hands before returning to work, unless they have a Deathwish

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      1. BDJinCO‏ @DissidentBiker 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien to keep punks in line

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      1. molly‏ @missmeandering 24 Nov 2014
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        @ConanOBrien making sure you wash your hands, obvi.

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      2. James Rohan‏ @3sisters4bros 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien fair enough....A singing mechanic from 1912 finds himself in Arthurian Britain ... do I have to explain everything

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      3. James Rohan‏ @3sisters4bros 24 Nov 2014
        Replying to @3sisters4bros

        @ConanOBrien You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. -Mark Twain #ConnecticutYankee

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      1. mahamadou Diaite‏ @ddiaite20 18 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien tout va bien

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      1. Christopher Wilson‏ @64himrod 1 Dec 2014
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        @ConanOBrien He's watching you take a leak, pally.

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