@ConanOBrien Hey now.
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@ConanOBrien: Flight from Bos to LA was diverted to Omaha after passenger masturbated. Nothing kills an erection like Omaha.” alright ConanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien unless it was a big counting crows fanThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I live in Omaha and I constantly have erections. Maybe I need to consult a doctor.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien @GiantsFanMan@blake_aragon@BryceGerritsen@carloss_angulo@gmcnult_@KiesLillie hahahahahhahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien They were showing that Golden Girls special again, weren't they? You horny bastard.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Hmm. After being caught masturbating, they made him get off.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien@Cflynn21488 Does Peyton know about this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien WAS JUST ABOUT TO TWEET A MASTURBATION JOKE YOU STOLE MY THUNDER YOU BASTARD, RATS!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien you were in boston and you didn't even say hi? not cool manThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien You've obviously never been to Omaha.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Your mom also kills one. Love ya Conan....just defending my town!#omaha#huskersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien is that really worthy of landing a plane?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien for someone who lives here in Omaha...I agree.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien unless it's Peyton Manning!!! Then it's Omaha OmahaThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien try living here.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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