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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 27 Sep 2014

    A flight from Boston to LA was diverted to Omaha after a passenger started masturbating. Nothing kills an erection like landing in Omaha.

    6:34 PM - 27 Sep 2014
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      1. Kevin Coffey‏ @owhmusicguy 27 Sep 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Hey now.

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      1. James Boeck‏ @realnumber1bud 28 Sep 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Flight from Bos to LA was diverted to Omaha after passenger masturbated. Nothing kills an erection like Omaha.” alright Conan

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      1. chrismcintosh1‏ @chrismcintosh75 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien unless it was a big counting crows fan

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      1. Darrin Drews‏ @BigRedDarrin 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien I live in Omaha and I constantly have erections. Maybe I need to consult a doctor.

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      1. slopez‏ @seth_lopez52 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @GiantsFanMan @blake_aragon @BryceGerritsen @carloss_angulo @gmcnult_ @KiesLillie hahahahahhaha

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      1. Pizzarina Sbarro‏ @BrainSidille 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien 1/10

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      1. From The 6ix aka The Future!‏ @WinterBourneTO 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien They were showing that Golden Girls special again, weren't they? You horny bastard.

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      2. huskerzone‏ @huskerzone 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien jackass

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      1. Art Howard‏ @ArtHoward 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Hmm. After being caught masturbating, they made him get off.

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      1. Blake Bouza‏ @blakebouza 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @bekahjoy77

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      1. Toni *Fazboonski*‏ @mrsfaz16 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @Cflynn21488 Does Peyton know about this?

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      1. BITCH PUDDING™‏ @ItsBitchPudding 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien WAS JUST ABOUT TO TWEET A MASTURBATION JOKE YOU STOLE MY THUNDER YOU BASTARD, RATS!

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      1. Percy Bitch Shelley‏ @Nathaniel_Hoyt 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien you were in boston and you didn't even say hi? not cool man

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      1. Lars‏ @LaraRosebud 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien You've obviously never been to Omaha.

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      1. The Priest‏ @HuskerPriest 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Your mom also kills one. Love ya Conan....just defending my town! #omaha #huskers

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      1. Matt‏ @njmatt18 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien is that really worthy of landing a plane?

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      1. Rob Quillen‏ @_RobQuillen 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien for someone who lives here in Omaha...I agree.

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      1. Mike Guarino‏ @mikeg5781 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien unless it's Peyton Manning!!! Then it's Omaha Omaha

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      1. Jon Blumenthal‏ @JonBlumenthal 27 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien try living here.

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