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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Aug 2014

    Just taught my kids about the current U.S. Congress by taking their ball, going home, and crying.

    8:50 AM - 23 Aug 2014
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      1. Shelley Raspberry‏ @Ryan_and_Alisa 28 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien look what @PrankitFWD @prankitfwdhelped me do! Couple In Need Receives Dream Wedding With Prank …:http://youtu.be/HJ4tbTWq9YM 

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      1. ssteele‏ @Thereal_ssteele 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien amateur, you forgot to shake them down for every last penny of their allowance.

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      2. Here Leisner William R.I.P.‏ @BLeisner 23 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien ... and telling them what an awful parent their mom is, right?

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      1. danny rambing‏ @dannyrambing 25 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Birdee‏ @indy331 25 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco love ladygaga selling me her followers.... Nope

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      1. Conan O'Barkin‏ @ConanOBarkin 24 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien please throw said ball.

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      1. adam weilacher‏ @weilacheradam 24 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien yeah like spoiled brats

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      1. anastasia‏ @alieflingfairy_ 24 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien #GoodDad

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      1. The Devine Family‏ @DukeDevine6 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien take a look please. http://www.gofundme.com/HelpingRyanD 

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      1. Jimmy Tingle‏ @JimmyTingle 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Hope you are well @ConanOBrien Long time Love to do show again if you're up for it? Continued success,JT

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      1. DD‏ @DaleHawks1 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Did you consult with Speaker of the House Ted Cruz before tweeting this!

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      1. Jeremiah E. Ford‏ @ford_jeremiah 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien That's what happened last time. I am surprised that they came back.

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      1. John Walling‏ @johnwalling 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien As you reign over your district, speechify thus "Behold the ball. It is over-inflated and must be punctured with austerity."

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      1. Scott Lambert‏ @Rm2slam 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien now teach how not to be a President and take him golfing

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      1. HOWARD ROBERTS‏ @HROBERTSD 23 Aug 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Hope you didn't teach them about comedy by showing them this tweet.

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      2. MJS‏ @MichaelJSuich 23 Aug 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You also have to brand anyone who asks about the ball a socialist, don't forget

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      3. Robot J. McCarthy‏ @RedScareBot 23 Aug 2014
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        Leninade soda RT @michaeljsuich: @ConanOBrien You also have to brand anyone who asks about the ball a socialist, don't forget

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