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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 22 Jul 2014

    An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.

    7:10 PM - 22 Jul 2014
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      2. Nead Skcih ‏ @hicks_dean 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien lol that was horrible

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      3. Rad Dad‏ @islandalumni 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @hicks_dean

        @hicks_dean @ConanOBrien I was thinking the same thing but I love @ConanOBrien

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. erbe‏ @ASeij 27 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien lame. Did you got this joke from your monkey?

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      1. KV ♡‏ @AngelzPerry 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Yay, Gabriel Iglesias will be on @ConanOBrien later on. 👌😊 #conan

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      1. George Curcic‏ @GeorgeCurcic 22 Jul 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.”

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      1. Stoney Roads‏ @StoneyRoads 22 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien thought this was going to poke fun at apple employees

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      2. Matthew Pugsley Muir‏ @adonismuir 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien You're better than that Conan.

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      3. Cooper‏ @ant_hut 22 Jul 2014
        Replying to @adonismuir

        @adonismuir @ConanOBrien no he's not. He's conan obrien.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Silvana Jakich‏ @DearThingThing 28 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Unless they like that kind of thing.

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      1. Dane‏ @GreatDaneUJ 28 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @veronicaricci spud cannon has more force to it #JustSayin'

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      1. Johnathon Todd Evans‏ @JohnToddEvans2 24 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @healthcanada previous post denotes ir hantavirus Could this be the proxy slave that killed that Ebola doctor?

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      1. shannon conant‏ @ShannonConant 24 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien http://www.gofundme.com/ 

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      1. Andrew Medeiros‏ @Hunt2kill1420 24 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien please follow me back i am a huge fan i love you dude i watch your show everyday and my name.is andrew me andy are the same

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      1. Christine Schneider‏ @Dr_Asiancracker 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien , oh my God. Patient totally did this to me the other day! ;)

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      1. carine‏ @youwifebabe 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien damn u must b really disturbed i m sowwy . lol .

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      1. I Go By H Now‏ @harmyarmy 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien dark!!

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      1. Rod Moore‏ @Sonofirongiant 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien An apple a day keeps the doctor out cold.

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      1. Jen‏ @JenniferGParker 23 Jul 2014
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        LLOL RT:@ConanOBrien: An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you shoot the apple out of a T-shirt cannon at the doctor’s face.”

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      1. Stacie Guerrero‏ @joiepoison 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien I feel like that just gets you a restraining order. ..

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      1. jasonpschmidt‏ @jasonpschmidt 23 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien, I shoot the apple directly into the hard line.

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