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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 16 Jul 2014

    So Stephen Colbert debuted the first masturbating bear? Tonight, I make @StephenAtHome pay for his grotesque lie.  

    7:53 PM - 16 Jul 2014
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      1. Jeff Rush‏ @jeffrush 16 Jul 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome You misunderstood. He made his first stage debut by masturbating a bear. Subtle difference.

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      1. Sideshow Steve‏ @skippkipp 16 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien before you know it @StephenAtHome will feature "the world's tallest dachshund" and "puppies dressed as cats".

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      1. Harbinger Entity‏ @reverendentity 16 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome - I have seen a GALAXY of masturbating bears.

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      1. Bird Man‏ @BirdManOfAustin 16 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome But he's never been on a @kfc commercialpic.twitter.com/N5Qu6YWaVS

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      1. The Fighting 1:18th‏ @Fighting118th 16 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome wash his mouth out with... Soap, yes, soap.

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      1. Porn My Friends‏ @PornMyFriends 22 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Add @StephenAtHome's face to this bear pic. We call it, "Life's a Bear. Fuck it." #cartoonpornpic.twitter.com/Dv9nV57I7c

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      1. Шахобиддин Мустафоев‏ @91shahob 22 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome

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      1. Erin MacDowell‏ @ErinMacDowell 21 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome PLEASE HELP US GET A STORY KNOWN THOUSANDS of employees might soon be out of jobs PLEASE HELP #SaveMarketBasket

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      1. Frank Anderson‏ @Cobra1955 21 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome That wasn't a bear, that was Stephen himself.

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      1. kagiso lionel‏ @KagisoLionel 19 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien

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      2. susan micheal‏ @susanmicheal77 19 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien hello are there with now

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      3. susan micheal‏ @susanmicheal77 21 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Hershey‏ @hersheyhaynes 17 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome I prefer the Hitachi Hillbilly

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      1. ReverendJarsey‏ @ReverendJarsey 17 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome

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      1. zuleika reinoso‏ @zukeilareinoso 17 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @StephenAtHome hola

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      1. zuleika reinoso‏ @zukeilareinoso 17 Jul 2014
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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 17 Jul 2014
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        "@ConanOBrien: So Stephen Colbert debuted the first masturbating bear? Tonight, I make @StephenAtHome pay for his grotesque lie.  "

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