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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 26 Jun 2014

    Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.

    6:41 PM - 26 Jun 2014
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      1. @kim‏Verified account @kim 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien and realists own recycling bins.

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      1. Amy‏ @UsernameAmy 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Dancers own garbage Can-cans.

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      1. George‏ @George_Hage 27 Jun 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.” @BrounaElGharby #TheBru

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      1. Hannah Lynch‏ @hannahkins 26 Jun 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.”

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      1. Hugs Muldoon‏ @p_rooped 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien My garbage can was half full till I read this...

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      1. صالح مسعد الحربي ‏ @abohamzhf15 15 Jul 2014
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Сергей Олегович‏ @SergeOlegovich 29 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien A kind man always has one garbage can for pessimist.

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      1. Jason Griffith‏ @JGriff_Teach 27 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien This is useful for the 10th graders in my English class. Too much homework? Not getting the book? Garbage can'ts.

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      1. Garret D.‏ @ImFunnyAndStuff 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien @Eagle_Vision This joke seems rather recycled don't you think?

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      1. شما از خود می ترسید‏ @Darph_Nader 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien stop filling my twitter hole with this trash

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      1. Andrew Count Krok-ula  👻‏Verified account @andrewkrok 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Philosophers own garbage Kants.

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      1. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Vlad Kush Russianpic.twitter.com/b5apFaK4VM

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      1. Science Mom‏ @amandacgarrison 26 Jun 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.” This seems like something you would say ;-) @GantLaborde

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      1. Vikramjit‏ @campaignking 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien “I wish to weep but sorrow is stupid. I wish to believe but belief is a graveyard.” ― Charles Bukowski

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      1. Eric Brown‏ @ebrownsd 26 Jun 2014
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        words to live by...“@ConanOBrien: Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.”

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      1. Zoey2012‏ @zoey1966 26 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien profound..

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      2. Aldu Cornelissen‏ @AlduCornelissen 27 Jun 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Optimists own garbage cans. Pessimists own garbage can’ts.” Wonder if he knows garbage can model?? @rossnetty

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      1. tasha statsch‏ @goldintherough 19 Sep 2014
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        @ConanOBrien With British accent it sounds as "garbage cunts"

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