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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 May 2014

    I’d love to make jokes about the Keystone oil pipeline, but the Koch Brothers still have my dog.

    3:21 PM - 28 May 2014
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      2. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 28 May 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Conan, just wanted to let you know that I am a mere Kansan.

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      3. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 28 May 2014
        Replying to @ellastractia

        @ConanOBrien Also - am not sure you know how funny that joke really is.

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      4. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 28 May 2014
        Replying to @ellastractia

        @ConanOBrien I mean as a mere Kansan. Not as any type of expert!

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      1. Town Post..‏ @ReneNow 4 Jun 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: I’d love to make jokes about the Keystone oil pipeline, but the Koch Brothers still have my dog.” #Mississippi #UniteBlue

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      1. Natalie Ann Lehigh‏ @nl12171990 29 May 2014
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        @ConanOBrien I have no idea what that means

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      1. Rick‏ @RebelNice1 28 May 2014
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        @ConanOBrien I'd love to make jokes about the Koch Brothers but the Keystone Oil Pipeline still has my dog ?

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      1. Erin Castranio‏ @ecastranio 28 May 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: I’d love to make jokes about the Keystone oil pipeline, but the Koch Brothers still have my dog.” @TrishaCastranio

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      1. Count Clayton‏ @CountClayton 28 May 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Obama probably ate your dog

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      1. Lew Knopp‏ @LewKnopp 28 May 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Those Kochs!!!

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      2.  🐸 gab.ai  🐸‏ @salamanderrake 28 May 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien must be nice to be rich and set on you fat ass and make money and not have to do real labor like others.

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      3. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 28 May 2014
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        @salamanderrake @ConanOBrien Salamander, I'm merely a Kansas, but I've got to tell you it's "sit" not "set." Pretty sure on that.

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      4. Donna ImwithCoco‏ @CoCoFanDonna 28 May 2014
        Replying to @ellastractia

        @ellastractia @salamanderrake And I'm even more sure @ConanOBrien does not have a fat ass.

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      5. Ellastractia‏ @ellastractia 28 May 2014
        Replying to @CoCoFanDonna

        @CoCoFanDonna @salamanderrake @ConanOBrien I'd bet that. Where's the book?

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      1. tedi ahmad zaenudin‏ @tediahmadzaenu2 19 Jun 2014
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        @conanobrien

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      1. Omope jerry‏ @Omopejerry1 18 Jun 2014
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        @conanobrien

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      1. Seelyn Xavier‏ @Seelynavontuur 12 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien oh wow what dog do u hve

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      1. Town Post..‏ @ReneNow 4 Jun 2014
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        MT“@ConanOBrien: I’d love to make jokes about the Keystone oil pipeline, but the Koch Brothers still have my dog.” @sierraclub #Mississippi

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      1. Phillip Lucas‏ @Lucas49A 4 Jun 2014
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        @ConanOBrien brilliant as usual sir

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      1. joy saga‏ @joysaga2 31 May 2014
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        @conanobrien hi

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      1. joy saga‏ @joysaga2 31 May 2014
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        @conanobrien

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