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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Apr 2014

    Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.

    10:41 AM - 23 Apr 2014
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      2. Darrell  🖖🏽‏ @TheTrekNerd 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien That's not a ring. That's a vagina. Didn't you see the moon come out?

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      3. Rob D.‏ @daltonator 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @TheTrekNerd

        @TheTrekNerd That's no moon...

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Mind Over Matter‏ @kbenaranHakiki 23 Apr 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien i'm more interested in your weird looking apostrophe than your joke.

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      1. sam‏ @Threebirth 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien She to the first power times S? I just got out of a Math class cmon homie

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      1. Natalie‏ @natallica87 23 Apr 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.” Wonder who's the daddy

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      1. @makhonzy‏ @thandekah16 28 Jul 2015
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        @ConanOBrien @thandekah16 hy

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      1. Darren Fix‏ @sciencefix 23 Apr 2014
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        Brilliant RT @ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.

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      1. Thalia the Muse‏ @MuseThalia1 23 Apr 2014
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        Tsk, @ConanOBrien! Saturn is a guy. Didn't you learn the difference at Harvard?

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      1. Steve  💀 👻 🎃‏ @Neilfan12 23 Apr 2014
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        God put a ring on it. ;) RT @ConanOBrien Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring

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      1. Joe Tymecki‏ @jtymecki 23 Apr 2014
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        Just plain clever.... “@ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.”

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      1. Hannah‏ @underthehill97 23 Apr 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.”

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      1. Mary-Jo Overwater RD‏ @mjgorgeous 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien On Saturn, if you have a ring, it means you're single.

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      1. RubinSandwich‏ @rubinsandwich 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien be honest, that was written by @neiltyson wasn’t it?

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      1. P. Fish‏ @Fishstx 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien former Bulls player because she's got 8 rings.

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      1. Betsy Harrigan‏ @mindfreakeuropa 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien Now that's a Moon child!

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      1. Gus Bus‏ @brendanhartman2 23 Apr 2014
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        "@ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring." @RaeThon @moemoneyz42

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      1. CLIPCAST‏ @LACLIPCAST 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien def not a single parent http://traffic.libsyn.com/clipcast/Game2.m4a … …

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      1. B•rt‏ @victorolosaurus 23 Apr 2014
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        @ConanOBrien did you just write "she¹s" instead of "she's", with a superscript one?

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      2. Lidi Silva‏ @LidechsiSilva 23 Apr 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Saturn just gave birth to a moon. I'm pretty sure she¹s not a single parent, because she has a ring.”

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