@ConanOBrien @TeamCoco You can't just trot out those statistics. Horses don't like to be saddled with facts & figures. Except Gallop polls.
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@ConanOBrien are you trying to say you want a pony for your bday? All you have to do is ask!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Found out that you can lead a horse to water but you cant make him look at alarming statistics about beach erosion@TimMattoxThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien lol how did u figure that outThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien you still crack my bald ass up wish I had a TV to watch your show and the Simpsons episodes you co-wroteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien@glenhopefarmer You can lead a horse to water, but drowning him is the hard part.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien LOL... Can you lead a Conan to the internet to play this freedom anthem?http://m.soundcloud.com/dickdickerson/smokeweed140321b-m-justbase …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien And what about those weird chemical vapor trails? Horses don't give a shit. -
@ConanOBrien I'm sorry. I meant to say shitteth. That's in the Bible.
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@ConanOBrien Oh Baby, sounds like you are talking about our Republican friends. -
@PabonMatriarch@ConanOBrien If he's talking about Republicans, the horse should have a gun
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Agreed! Now try being a Biology major in the deep conservative South. You just get labeled as a liberal.
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@ConanOBrien true talkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien You can't get a horse to stop trying to kill you by telling him "but I'm a veteran." Trust me on this.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Or your reflectionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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