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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 29 Mar 2014

    Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.

    4:37 PM - 29 Mar 2014
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      1. penny lame‏ @VodkaGirlProbz 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I like how you say "updating" them like you're applying for a position on Anthony Weiner's staff and need to update your résumé

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      2. HaberTweets™‏Verified account @ToddHaberkorn 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Conan. He's not measured in inches...but characters. 140 to be exact.

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      1. Elexis Rodriquez‏ @elexisrodriquez 31 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” May or may not have peed reading this..

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      1. my name is my name‏ @papa_bear4242 29 Mar 2014
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        "@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics." lmfaooo you gotta chill Conan!

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      1. Curtis Quintal‏ @curtisquintal 29 Mar 2014
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        “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST.

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      2. Leland‏ @lelandmarkman 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” @mollyanneclarke

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Molly Anne Clarke‏ @mollyanneclarke 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @lelandmarkman

        @lelandmarkman glad you're always thinks of me Leland xoxo

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      4. Leland‏ @lelandmarkman 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @mollyanneclarke

        @mollyanneclarke English is hard, isn't it?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Molly Anne Clarke‏ @mollyanneclarke 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @lelandmarkman

        @lelandmarkman I just really suck at life sometimes but I'm not upset about it

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      6. Leland‏ @lelandmarkman 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @mollyanneclarke

        @mollyanneclarke must be a Texas thing #yall

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      7. Molly Anne Clarke‏ @mollyanneclarke 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @lelandmarkman

        @lelandmarkman I have been back in Texas for like two hours so that's probably it

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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Just keep in mind that you're now in a different time zone, so you don't prematurely update.

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      2. bird;)‏ @floatingstream 29 Mar 2014
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” @drent22_diana

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      3. Diana Renteria‏ @drent22_diana 29 Mar 2014
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        “@floatingstream: “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” @drent22_diana”haha😂

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      1. Eskimo Assistant‏ @EskimoAssistant 29 Mar 2014
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        @ConanOBrien come sing karaoke@bigalmack's bar the@MATDFW! Al said he'd pay $1,000 for anyone who could get you to come. Let's donate the $!

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