@ConanOBrien I like how you say "updating" them like you're applying for a position on Anthony Weiner's staff and need to update your résumé
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@ConanOBrien Conan. He's not measured in inches...but characters. 140 to be exact. - 1 more reply
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@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” May or may not have peed reading this..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics." lmfaooo you gotta chill Conan!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.” I MADE THIS JOKE FIRST.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.”@mollyanneclarke -
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@lelandmarkman I have been back in Texas for like two hours so that's probably it
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@ConanOBrien Just keep in mind that you're now in a different time zone, so you don't prematurely update. - 1 more reply
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@floatingstream: “@ConanOBrien: Everything’s bigger in Texas, so while I’m here I’m updating my dick pics.”@drent22_diana”haha
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@ConanOBrien come sing karaoke@bigalmack's bar the@MATDFW! Al said he'd pay $1,000 for anyone who could get you to come. Let's donate the $!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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