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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 27 Sep 2013

    Why can’t they make meth with fluoride?

    7:23 PM - 27 Sep 2013
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      1. Jake Gaskill‏ @jakegaskill 27 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Aquafreth?

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      1. dylan‏ @DylanScottKahnI 28 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Did you know your followed by ron jeremy? Why don't you have him on your show?

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      1. Sara Brown‏ @stemsbrown 27 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride?” #hahaha

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      1. grunge riot!‏ @grunge_riot 27 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien 💜thanks for the #LinkedIn connection, if someone calls you for a reference, tell them I'm 100% when drunk at work #unemployed

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      1. Pete Christensen‏ @chrispj53 27 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Or fondue.

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      1. Linda Immediato‏ @linda_marie_i 27 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien they do. It's called the water supply in Riverside, CA

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      1. gracie‏ @graciekittle 27 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride?” @AmberEnglish18

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      1. Brian Harnois‏ @Brian_Harnois 27 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Walter White could probably figure out a way!!

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      1. Josh Spickler‏ @joshspickler 27 Sep 2013
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        RT @ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride? // Obamacare

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      2. Mom Friend‏ @pasdame_ 27 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride?” @BrookeLynneIsMe

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      3. brooke.‏ @Brookelynne04_ 27 Sep 2013
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        @RealFakeGinger @ConanOBrien LOL NOT AN APPROPRIATE TIME 😂😂

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      4. Mom Friend‏ @pasdame_ 27 Sep 2013
        Replying to @Brookelynne04_

        @BrookeLynneIsMe I just found it ironic.. They don't make meth with fluoride. I have amazing teeth; therefore, I don't do meth. #logic

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      5. brooke.‏ @Brookelynne04_ 27 Sep 2013
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        @RealFakeGinger I know lol, it's hilarious.

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      6. Mom Friend‏ @pasdame_ 27 Sep 2013
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        @BrookeLynneIsMe #totesfunny

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      1. Stop Drop Jen‏ @yadaftgitCANADA 4 Oct 2013
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        @ConanOBrien that's extrapic.twitter.com/mKnjVofGZ0

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      1. American Life‏ @MyAmLife 27 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride? Or booze w/ liver enzymes!

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      1. Colin Sword‏ @MrCSword 27 Sep 2013
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        @chriskchambers RT “@ConanOBrien: Why can’t they make meth with fluoride?” #meth

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