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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 15 Sep 2013

    I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.

    10:34 AM - 15 Sep 2013
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      1. Chris Ullrich‏ @ChrisU 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You bring your phone to murders? Amateur.

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      1. PyrionFlax‏Verified account @PyrionFlax 15 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien doesn't have to be YOUR finger

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      2. LUKE‏ @fspbat 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @PhyllisCopeland for that you need the O.J.32

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      1. Jude‏ @ArtDecoFace 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien good news. Biometrics convert fingerprints to algorithms. Fingerprints not traceable elsewhere.

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      1. Jason Gastrich 💧‏ @jasonagastrich 16 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien I didn't know you worked for the government.

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      1. Peter-Frost‏ @Aaron_Frost12 15 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @AstronautAaron grow a beard again #incognito

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      1. Madison LaDouce‏ @mjladouce 15 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5Ss fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.” @KeenanMorrill

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      1.  🇺🇸FFFFFFFabulouslyConservative‏ @MishLtweets 15 Sep 2013
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        @madysongiddy “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.”

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      1. Jenni Westbrook‏ @tellingpanda 15 Sep 2013
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        #Truth RT @ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.

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      1. AndrewLo‏ @AndyLopez__ 15 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.” Well said 😂😂

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      1. turd ferguson‏ @mmain13 15 Sep 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.” #relateable

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      1. James Edward Burgess‏ @James_E_Burgess 15 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @SHO_Dexter So what you're saying is, that's not the ideal phone for Dexter Morgan

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      1. Eija Bouras‏ @EijaBouras 15 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien #Usa gets everyones prints free #snowden #spies

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      2. Neil O'Gorman‏ @NeilOGorman 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.” Real dilemma.

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      2. Domenico Salvaggio‏ @DomSalvaggio 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: I’m torn because I love the new iPhone5S’s fingerprint scanner, but I also want to get away with some murders.--> Ditto.

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      2. Kody Chamberlain‏ @KodyChamberlain 15 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        I carry a spare iPhone thumb for this very reason. Re @ConanOBrien

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