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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Sep 2013

    What do you tip a masseuse who constantly mutters, “I always get the bony ones”?

    11:11 AM - 13 Sep 2013
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      2. Christophe Macdonald‏ @ANN_Ed 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien give her a bone.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. very on line guy #395693724‏ @deathyyy 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ANN_Ed

        @ANN_Ed @ConanOBrien beat me to it.

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      4. CommaCauseE‏ @CCEPieLot 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @deathyyy

        @deathyyy double beat me to it

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Sj Bennett‏ @guruknapsuck 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien a big mac

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      2. Lysa Bowman‏ @LysaBowman 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien A boner!

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      3. Lysa Bowman‏ @LysaBowman 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @LysaBowman

        @ConanOBrien And say you forgot this one!

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      4. Sean O' Donovan‏ @henriksen1 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @LysaBowman

        @LysaBowman @ConanOBrien You say 'Here's a tip, don't make your customers uncomfortable with awkward chat.' :)

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      5. Lysa Bowman‏ @LysaBowman 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @henriksen1

        @henriksen1 @ConanOBrien I like that one!

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      1. Quantumrise‏ @Quantumfall 18 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien 10% of chewed chicken bones!

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      1. Jane Kirley‏ @jjcurly 13 Sep 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien happy anniversary

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      1. J. L. Lincicome‏ @jllincicome 13 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien You don't. I'm a C.M.T and That's just inappropriate. #badcustomerservice

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      1. Ajoy Advani‏ @ajoyadvani 13 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien you stiff her.

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      1. Chris Chambers‏ @chriskchambers 13 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien the 'tip'

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      1. Brendan McNamara‏ @fireballfilms 13 Sep 2013
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        . @conanobrien In an appropriate amount of saliva on the table. #Tip

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      1. Frank arfanakis ‏ @FArfanakis 15 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Lmao a big Fat tip

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      1. How Do I 3x Win WSUFFL?‏ @QuakesFan84 8 Nov 2013
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        CONAN HATES TALL WHITE IRISHMEN @noor3amoor RT @ConanOBrien What do you tip a masseuse who constantly mutters, “I always get the bony ones”?

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      1. James Lee Jobe‏ @jamesleejobe 12 Oct 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @ScottTBartlett It depends on how hot he is.

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      1. Maralyn Burstein‏ @MaralynBurstein 12 Oct 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Pennies you want to get rid of.

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