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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 7 Aug 2013

    32 other countries have a greater life expectancy than the U.S. This is due to obesity, smoking and the NFL.

    4:43 PM - 7 Aug 2013
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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 7 Aug 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco The sad part is that a person can lose weight and quit smoking, but it's nearly impossible to de-murderize the NFL.

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      1. MORGAN KYRKLUND‏ @MorganTNN 7 Aug 2013
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        Hehe! RT @ConanOBrien: 32 other countries have a greater life expectancy than the U.S. This is due to obesity, smoking and the NFL.

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      2. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite 8 Aug 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @EphemeraMagnets Just the third-world ones we send the misprinted NFL shirts and old Arby's to the kids in. #DullasCowdoys

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Ephemera, Inc.‏ @EphemeraMagnets 9 Aug 2013
        Replying to @JoeAconite

        #FF @joeaconite My Comedy Channel (Fox News) My News Channel (Comedy Central)

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      1. Chris Groff Jr‏ @CGJudge4 7 Aug 2013
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        @RalphL82 RT @ConanOBrien: 32 other countries have a greater life expectancy than the U.S. This is due to obesity, smoking and the NFL.

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      1. Char‏ @Chazmandu 7 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien you should use an Oxford comma. #hahaifoundanerror

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      1. RIOT‏ @RIOTsocialmedia 19 Oct 2013
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        @ConanOBrien, Fred Sachs used your tweet, launch Riot now http://riotapp.co.uk/app 

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      1. your little glowing friend‏ @crackassbastard 25 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Constant Okomela‏ @ConstantOkomela 15 Aug 2013
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        @conanobrien

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      1. Tony Ming‏ @comedyming 14 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien And don't forget gluten!

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      1. 50-48‏ @allidoisgetpaid 13 Aug 2013
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        @conanobrien and sharknados

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      1. Cory‏ @callc15 9 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien yup

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      1. blake james‏ @Beef_Stewed 8 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien *cuts to an appalled honey boo boo smoking a cigar while watching a chargers game*

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      1. E. Werner Reschke‏ @EWReschke 8 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien how right you are. I'm cutting back my NFL consumption... But I think I'll start tomorrow.

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 8 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien You slay me. LOL

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