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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Jul 2013

    The Army says it plans to start using lead-free, eco-friendly bullets. Also, unmanned drones will notify their presence with smooth jazz.

    12:27 PM - 30 Jul 2013
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      1. Martin Eriksson‏ @bfgmartin 30 Jul 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I will forever cower in fear when I go into an elevator, fully expecting a drone attack

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      2. Bleau Alexandru‏ @Bleau 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Any news about recycling the shells and debris?

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      1. S.1237AAD not drowning‏ @afringemagnet 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @ru4peace2 Lead came out some years back, I think. Would be nice to also see removed the spent uranium. Or did they?

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      1. Alexay N‏ @nomad122 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Thank you for broadcasting you show on the ADC channel on Roku. we enjoy watching your show and being cable free.

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      1. Frank S.‏ @yarsftks 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien And bullets help in creating fertilizer to grow trees. It's a win & win situation every time they are fired against superbears.

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      1. Steven D'Haem‏ @MIvideogameguy 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Every time I hear Kenny G I am going to duck and cover! Wait... I already do that.

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      1. Patosh‏ @patosh 30 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien or the sax solo from Baker Street

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      1. SCREAMO=FREEDOM‏ @ChillingChild 10 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien oh liberal logic....liberals need to stop thinking.

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      1. Andrew Urban‏ @realAndrewUrban 2 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien & the dulcet tones of Barry Obama belting out Marvin Gaye hits

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      1.  🌶 🅰️ 💲 🍩 ♑️‏ @hugenerd 1 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien in other words, they finally found a way to hate Kenny G more.

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      1. Tony stephenson‏ @tonystephenson3 1 Aug 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @pottedog55 Pretty good idea, so if you are shot, you wont die of lead poisoning.

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      1. Food and Solitude - A Memoir‏ @Two_Bit_Harlot 31 Jul 2013
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        .@ConanOBrien Currently has homeless people on the stage singing

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      1. Trey Tyndall‏ @HWrightTyndall 31 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien And lilac scented bomblets?

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      1. Paolo Herras‏ @iAmDaPao 31 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien nice

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