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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 2 Jul 2013

    I think the AAA Motor Club is really a cult that lures people in with friendly service, reasonable rates, and convenient locations.

    3:35 PM - 2 Jul 2013
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      2. Paul Magers‏ @paulmagers 2 Jul 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien yeah-like the twelve times their service truck arrived to assist me within the promised 30 minutes!

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      2. 𝟚𝕂𝕠𝕠𝕝𝕞𝕦𝕕𝕘𝕖𝕠𝕟‏ @coolmudgeon 2 Jul 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien If you get AAA tattooed on your forehead, you get an additional 10% off.

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      1. Personal Beavis‏ @red_mercer 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Beats Scientology all around

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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Yes! Think about it!! They WANT to know when you're stranded after dark, with no hope of escape..... BASTARDS!!

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      1. George Daher‏ @TheRehad 2 Jul 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien AAA is really a cult that lures people in with friendly service, reasonable rates, and convenient loca @TheIncaJP

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      1. alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字‏ @alanpdx 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien AAA is a car-go cult.

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      1. Amelia J. Deschenes‏ @MiaBeloved 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Actually it's a lobbyist group that you don't know you're supporting.

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      1. Lori Closson‏ @ClossonLori 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @ceege8 ...add this organization to your list if cults. Lol #dadsbestchristmasgift

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      2. AVP‏ @andyvanpelt 2 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien kinda like Blockbuster.

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      1. Brian E Joyce‏ @brianjoyce53 6 Sep 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Let's not forget the flashy 3xA cell phones with the big buttons.

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 29 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Joke:Again the roommates were listening to my conversation through the ceiling for I said I'll wear A-list dress which I did

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      1. Neckbone Brown‏ @mauibrown7 16 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien yep, they got me with all that Bullshit

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      1. Christina Murray‏ @Chrisgirlmurray 12 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien you are exactly right!!

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      1. hip hapenin dude‏ @Scaffodil 9 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien at what point in your life did someone tell you that you're good at comedy? They were wrong

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      1. Hardwood Heroes‏ @drummer6725 5 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Do you know where i can sign up. The cult I'm in now is soooo far away

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      1. bev chapman‏ @bevchap20 5 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien what timing: AAA came through in a big way for me yesterday July 4th!!

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