@ConanOBrien My wife gives me compliments like "I love the way you leave things lying around for me to tidy up". Just the type of guy I am!
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@ConanOBrien: In 10 years, my wife and I have never gone to bed angry. Thanks, couch and spare pillow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Nothing says 'I love you' like a body pillow with Conan O'Brien's face on it. I was talking about for you, not for your wife.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien When you argue just tighten the top of every jar and bottle in the house. Just so you can say, "Oh yea, you need me NOW, huh!?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien It's my birthday where's my dick pic?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien but you have gone to sleep cold.....talk her in to giving you a blanket!!!#coldnightsonthecouchThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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"En 10 años, mi esposa y yo nunca hemos ido a la cama molestos. ¡Gracias, sofá y almohada extra!"
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@ConanOBrien and our marriageThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien it's great right? i love you<3Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien Anger never sleeps. It waits for happiness to pass out first!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ConanOBrien I lov u conan u are like the father I whish I hadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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