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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 20 May 2013

    According to a new survey, almost 10% of women lie about the size of their breasts. Which is why I always carry around measuring tape.

    9:55 AM - 20 May 2013
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      2. Gracee Arthur‏ @graceearthur 20 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I would guess the % of men who lie about their penises is much "larger"!

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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 20 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien ...and 90% of men lie about their penis size. Which is why I always carry a pringles can.

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      2. jules dameron‏ @julesdameron 20 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Ummm... What about men and their penises? I think we're sorta ignoring the elephant in the room, buddy.

        4 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Br&on‏ @Master_debater_ 7 Jun 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @OfficialCBCNews fuck you and fuck Conan he sucks

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      4. Br&on‏ @Master_debater_ 7 Jun 2013
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        @OfficialCBCNews man @ConanOBrien blows

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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 20 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Thinking of getting a chest tattoo which reads "objects in brassiere are larger than they appear." But in a classy way....

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      3. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 20 May 2013
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @TwitWittyVal @ConanOBrien O.I.B.A.L.T.T.A. ? http://O.I.B.A.L.T.AT .A.S?

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      4. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 20 May 2013
        Replying to @MaryJZanone

        @MaryJZanone @ConanOBrien Yes.

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      1. Amanda mae boyington‏ @udipanda1 31 Jul 2013
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        @ConanOBrien mine are a 34a tiny and damn proud

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      1. JoeBob Scruggs‏ @JoeBobBoy 1 Jun 2013
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        @ConanOBrien ...and the ladies love it

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      1. Jeremy#2977‏ @JeremyWhillans 31 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien come on Conan a measuring tape? U gotta show you care and learn to do it by feel.

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      1. Abdulkareemmuhammad‏ @Abdulkareemmu14 31 May 2013
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        @conanobrien

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      1. Liz Spiro-Carman‏ @LizSpiroCarman 23 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien and a stack o restraining orders

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      1. twoNorm‏ @twoNorm 22 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien It is a fact that 10 out of every 8 Canadians can't interpret statistics properly.

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