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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 16 May 2013

    I just found out I’m being audited. I don’t remember joining the Tea Party.

    12:33 PM - 16 May 2013
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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 16 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I just found out that I'm joining the Tea Party. I don't remember being audited.

        1 reply 2 retweets 3 likes
      3. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 16 May 2013
        Replying to @ilovepemmican

        @ilovepemmican @ConanOBrien Baller! Please remember that Green Tea stains the teeth less and no taxation without representation.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 16 May 2013
        Replying to @MaryJZanone

        @ilovepemmican @ConanOBrien Co,if you need some more dependents, paint your own picture.Insult comedy works fine too.-Dysfunctional Catholic

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      5. End of conversation
      1. Jon Autry‏ @jonautry 16 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien They can't all be zingers.

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      1. JPS‏ @JasonPStarling 16 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Shouldn't have called the show Conan's Constitutional Patriot Comedy Hour

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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 16 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Bet now you wish you hadn't deducted the Basic Cable Band as your dependents. Making @TheRealLaBamba call you "Daddy..."

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      1. olliander‏ @ollieblog 16 May 2013
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        RT @ConanOBrien: I just found out I’m being audited. I don’t remember joining the Tea Party.

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      1. Uncle Seven‏ @uncle_seven 16 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco New IRS ruling: anyone with a tv show that regularly uses political satire is subject to annual audits.

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      1. Mason Smith‏ @mason33smith 16 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @conanobrien so we jonin

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      1. unclevic‏ @ketzalkoal1 16 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien just heard they're now targeting #comedians in an attempt to lighten the situation.

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      1. Brian Jessen‏ @BrianMJessen 16 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien this is what you get for making fun of @BarackObama and the @whitehouse #sorrybro #tcot

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      1. BOOOOOOO!!!ecca Piano‏ @BeccaPiano 16 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien You sure you didn't misunderstand and you're being AUDITIONED? #forTheSexyRoleOfSpecialInvestigatorPaleMcBadgeInThe2015Movie

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      1. Ferris Égoïste‏ @DKChocoMan 5 Jun 2013
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        @ConanOBrien @vine wonderful!!

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      1. Two Guns‏ @TwoGunsBand 4 Jun 2013
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        @ConanOBrien funny stufg

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      1. P McIntyre‏ @macks_menagerie 18 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien No fear, IRS may be in clinker soon.

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      1. Raj Mankad‏ @rajmankad 18 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien You knew you would be audited after making fun of the President at the White House Press dinner. #DontActSurprised

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      1. #Trumplican‏ @laurieegipson 18 May 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien but you must surely b a hater? A hater of something? Some reason 2 audit u? Only haters get audited, right? Sad #irs

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      1. francess felix‏ @franfelex 18 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien no fear if u not stacking u money under u bed. My grandma did. How

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      1. RoddyMeganuts‏ @RoddyMeganuts 17 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien The Tea Party is allowing gays as members butt they must all first meet en masse in the toilet to be hosed down & fabreezed.

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