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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 24 Mar 2013

    Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?

    10:18 PM - 24 Mar 2013
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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Sure. As long as you don't mind if she slaps you. WITH A FINE.

        2 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. witch wendy.‏ @itspurpl 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @ValZwald @ConanOBrien Mabye she'll just throw the book at him.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Fake Library Statistics‏ @FakeLibStats 25 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien 95% have already heard the joke

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      1. Anne Slaughter‏ @aslaughter 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Yes. She'll definitely never have heard it before and think it's hilarious. Love, a very pregnant librarian.

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      1. Megan‏ @FitUnLibrarian 25 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        OMG IS THIS ABOUT ME? 😳 “@ConanOBrien: Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?”

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      2. Dyin' Salis-Buried‏ @BriguySalisbury 24 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien As long as you don't follow up by asking her if she thinks her baby will be completely replaced by the internet in five years

        1 reply 3 retweets 6 likes
      3. Daniel Deitrich‏ @DanielDeitrich 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @BriguySalisbury

        @BriguySalisbury @ConanOBrien This response cracked me up.

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      4. Dyin' Salis-Buried‏ @BriguySalisbury 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @DanielDeitrich

        @DanielDeitrich Thank you, I hope I was able to make @ConanOBrien laugh for a change.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Josh Portman‏Verified account @joshportman 24 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I hope you weren't checking her out...

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Travanti‏ @TravantiQuinn 24 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien As long as you have a book in your hand, so that you can refer to it after the "I beg your pardon?"

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      1. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn 24 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien you should politely ask her due date to make sure she gets returned on time

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      1. Lottie Tonelli‏ @lotus_flowerr 25 Mar 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?”

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      1. Chris Avery‏ @chrisavery 25 Mar 2013
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        Required, I think. RT @ConanOBrien: Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?

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      1. Jordan Hester‏ @jordanhester 25 Mar 2013
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        Hey @abestoklasa... Saw this and thought of you.... “@ConanOBrien: Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?”

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      1. Jillian Reading‏ @jillianreading 24 Mar 2013
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        @jmeleighxo RT @ConanOBrien: Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?

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      1. Raissa Puno - Diaz‏ @raissapuno 24 Mar 2013
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        Hahaha...nice one! RT @ConanOBrien Is it ok to ask a very pregnant librarian if she's overdue?

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      1. brit leigh‏ @brrritz 24 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien absolutely yes

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