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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Mar 2013

    Scientists have built an Internet for robots. My advice: knock before entering your robot’s bedroom.

    7:22 AM - 14 Mar 2013
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      1. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 14 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien When the robots rise against us, they'll use it to share pictures of their food. ...WHAT IF THEY'RE EATING US?!?!

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      1. Peg Snow Webb‏ @Peg_webb 15 Mar 2013
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        “@ConanOBrien: Scientists have built an Internet for robots. My advice: knock before entering your robot’s bedroom.” @mdwebbjr

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      2. Alex Mack‏ @Obtusitivity 14 Mar 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        “@ConanOBrien: Scientists have built an Internet for robots. My advice: knock before entering your robot’s bedroom.”

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      3. Matt Barrows‏Verified account @mattbarrows 14 Mar 2013
        Replying to @Obtusitivity

        Think the two sides don't agree on $ right now. << @Obtusitivity Does Woodson leaving town mean he's out or that they're still shopping?

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      1. micheal candor‏ @michealcandor 17 May 2013
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        @ConanOBrien the robot in your bedroom is doing the dishes

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      1. Shahid Ali Khan‏ @Shahidalikhan81 3 Apr 2013
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        @ConanOBrien don't tell me its called skynet...

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      1. Kenneth Kahn‏ @KennethKahn72 28 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Are you possibly thinking of the porno version of "Lost in Space?"

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      1. ana rosa‏ @anarosarmrosinh 15 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien well luckyi dont have a robot...

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      1. Rude Boy‏ @in080361 15 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Hide Ur Vaccume Cleaner's...!

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      1. ryan ganzevoort‏ @voortman3 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Haha yes this must be the real man. All hale the king of late night.

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      1. Wyattorc‏ @Wyattorc 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien let me guess.... It's called skynet

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      1. Emma Lennon‏ @EmmaLennon3 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien The Internet for robots is for Porn! ;)

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      1. Sabine Hauert‏ @sabinehauert 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien the scientists' full story/video (on the human Internet): http://robohub.org/rapyuta-the-roboearth-cloud-engine/ …

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      1. ☆pola_bypola☆‏ @politadimora 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien genius come and visit Argentina

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      1. Zak‏ @z_mperry 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien damn it. Skynet! Have we learned nothing?! We keep making terminator films as reminders.

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      1. GidgetWA‏ @GidgetWA 14 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien One word: CYLONS. This will not end well.

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