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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 28 Jan 2013

    I keep offering my brain to science, and science keeps saying, "No, we're good."

    10:34 AM - 28 Jan 2013
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      1. CAEP‏ @CAEP_Docs 29 Jan 2013
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        This is just too funny not to retweet @ConanOBrien I keep offering my brain to science, and science keeps saying, "No, we're good."

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      1. Niclas Lindqvist‏ @Rumdabbadoh 28 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien only brains with souls accepted? #ginger

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      1. Eliana Pérez‏ @ElianaPress 9 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Oh stop, aren't you a #Harvard grad?!

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      1. jimmy lenda‏ @jlenda91 27 Feb 2013
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        @ConanOBrien I keep sending my videos to you but you say "no". well check them out I am inspired by #JackWhite. #TheWhiteStripes

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      1. Alex Harvey‏ @harveylex74 20 Feb 2013
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        @ConanOBrien maybe your Abby normal

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      1. Mylinda Elliott‏ @ElliottMylinda 2 Feb 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Awww

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      1. Rosco P. Coltrane‏ @SRoscoColtrane 31 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Ah gue gue gue!pic.twitter.com/ZTpM5t8K

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 30 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Try Art.

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      1. r rossetti‏ @rrossetti_r 30 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien if l on l y had a brain

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      1. McBeraho ‏ @MarkNgesa 29 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien its fine just let science come to u for help

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      1. Echo Duva-Sprague‏ @echoduva 29 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Hmm, that's weird. I offered my body to them and they said the same thing.

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      1. Markie Post‏ @RealMarkiePost 29 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Their loss. Maybe offer up the hair, though.

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      1. Michele Mamozio‏ @Mamoziopedia 29 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien C'mon Conan that was a good one. Anyway, you rock on NBC, TBS and I'm pretty sure you'll rock on every letter of the alphabet

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      1. lexi‏ @alexisl_2008 29 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien your brains too funny for science. It would intimidate the other brains.

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