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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 25 Dec 2012

    Just noticed this ornament on my parents' Christmas tree in Boston. It is commanding me to start shoplifting again.http://bit.ly/YJdamf 

    9:33 AM - 25 Dec 2012
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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 25 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Strange, there's an ornament on my parents' tree that says, "You're not our real son." Any idea what it means?

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Chris Medeiros‏ @tikidarkvalk 25 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ilovepemmican

        @ilovepemmican I think it refers to baby Jesus? #spareyourfeelings

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 3 Jan 2013
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Joke: He looks very like you,I thought you shoplifted yourself and climbed to that tree! Dandy!

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      1. Toshiba‏ @SpitiWww 1 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien الووو

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      1. Jason Piers‏ @JasonPiers1 28 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Mine just tells me to jimmy the lights so we have a fire.

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      1. Brenda Lubczuk‏ @Brenlub 27 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien we call these our psycho elvespic.twitter.com/BSusUtJ0

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      1. HOWARD ROBERTS‏ @HROBERTSD 27 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Time to double your meds!

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      1. Shelley Duff‏ @jackie5 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien cute

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      1. At the crossroads‏ @the_blues_rock 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I can't help but notice the ornament looks like a young Conan look-a-like - really

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      1. Waves4Days‏ @HenryKgodina 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien just don't fall asleep.

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      1. Martin‏ @hardlined 26 Dec 2012
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        Just saw @ConanOBrien by the Boston Public Gardens, I think he's doing some after Christmas Shopping on Newbury St.

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      1. Hina Suleman‏ @HinaSuleman 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien cute

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      1. Jack Mehof‏ @JackMehof123 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Nigga you cray. Yo parents gonna send yo ass to jail if you steal dat shit.

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      1. Roz Alexander‏ @roz233 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Resist the urge.

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      1. ɓαηɡʆαδεsʜɓσσtʏʍαʍα‏ @MayumiMidori7 26 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien why am I not surprised you would say that, although I do agree that elf has a taunting expression

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