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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 20 Dec 2012

    This mall Santa seems insulted that I put down that protective paper before sitting on his lap.

    11:58 AM - 20 Dec 2012
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      1. Michael Reilly‏Verified account @Reillymj 20 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @conanobrien you told him it was for *his* protection, right?

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      2. Pete Najarian‏Verified account @petenajarian 20 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Shoot, I carry around @ConanOBrien , a sleeve of protective paper for any travel

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      3. Mark Hansen‏ @Markyisd1 20 Dec 2012
        Replying to @petenajarian

        @petenajarian @ConanOBrien Ya, I think there should be a 3 day waiting period bef u can carry around that stuff.

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      1. Dennis Perrin‏ @DennisThePerrin 20 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Santy Wrap, with Dan Aykroyd and Laraine Newman, SNL's second Christmas show, 1976.

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      1. Andy Nicol‏ @awnicol25 21 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien @conanobrien @mpmitri I used strips of toilet paper like the old days.

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      1. Fungus Institute‏ @FungusInstitute 20 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Were you planning to take a dump on him???

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      2. UnlockableCharacters‏ @UnlockablComedy 20 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien probably more upset about you stealing #AndyRichter from him all those years ago. Most productive elf ever.

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      4. UnlockableCharacters‏ @UnlockablComedy 20 Dec 2012
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        @davidmo25036470 @ConanOBrien If only there was an emoticon for blank, confused stares followed by just the right amount of awkward silence.

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      1. John durbin‏ @durbin526 22 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien, LOL he might of been thankful if you told him it was your time of month haha imagine his facial expression. Price less

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      1. Chris James‏ @CHRISJAMES_007 22 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien did your Monkey sit on his lap too? Too funny!

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      1. Trish Lee‏ @CrazyMomma007 22 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Are you sure it wasn't the urinating on him part on the transaction that offended him? #justasking

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      1. Suzanne DeVenne‏ @SuzDeVenne 22 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Thanks for that, Conan. Santa's lap just lost all its appeal...

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      1. Jon Layes‏ @GreenLanternJon 21 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien well, Conan, I don't blame you, people and things are filled with germs. <-o-> pew pew pew

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      1. johnny tweeters‏ @johnnytweeters 21 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien dude you cud own futon, heck, u prolly do in ur brokerage accounts.

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      1. Jeffrey Hartsfield‏ @Jeff_Hartsfield 21 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien LoL, at least you didn't spray his lap with Lysol.

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      1. MARYAM DAVARI‏ @MDAVARI 21 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Only you will come up with these ideas, so funny!

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