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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 6 Dec 2012

    In order to justify eating veal, I just pretend the calf was funnier than me.

    8:00 PM - 6 Dec 2012
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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 6 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien So, in essence....you have a beef with them? Yes? Hello??

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      1. Mr Nitpicky Nerd‏ @NosajRellim 6 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien So you're saying Leno is safe then?

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      1. daniel gray‏ @MPGomatic 6 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Funny how? http://youtu.be/IWINtUCshxY 

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      1. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 6 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Veal comes from a calf? I thought it came from the meat department in the grocery store...

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      2. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn 6 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien that's very re-vealing

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      3. Mary Ann Bell‏ @_nothinghatesu 7 Dec 2012
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        @ericwilborn @ConanOBrien good one

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      4. Eric Wilborn‏ @ericwilborn 7 Dec 2012
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        @juanaiacosta thanks, i was really trying with that one. i think i may have strained something producing that one.

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      1. Carlos Figueroa‏ @carlosfize 5 Jan 2013
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Chelsie Torongeau‏ @Torogrl71 9 Dec 2012
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        Or you could just add some sauce. @ConanOBrien

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      1. indrapersaud‏ @indrapersaud 9 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien is "well done" a pizza topping? that's what a domino's charged me extra for. very true it happened!

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      1. Katie Y‏ @amusetoi 8 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien #biebsmeetaly

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      1. Shmonster Project‏ @Shmonsterz 8 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien that's why I ate my neighbors kid

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      1. Yulia Kenley‏ @Grishenka_yo 8 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien pour baby cow, I know, but they are so delicious!

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      1. Sue Knott‏ @ttttterry 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I'm not sure veal live such terrible lives. Except for his TV, my husband lives the life of veal. Only longer.

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      1. RADIOHORROR‏ @beni_kenobi 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien You might not be too far off the mark, though.:b

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      1. John Stites‏ @johnstites 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien lambpoon chops for dinner?

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      1. andyinLA‏ @andyinLA 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Pretend? They usually are.

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      1. Jason Edward Mery‏ @ItsAMeryLife 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien what's this about pretending the veal is funnier than you? ;)

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      1. Joe “Fuck the Nazis” Carpenter‏ @JoeCarpenterCO 7 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien It probably was.

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