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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Nov 2012

    What do I do? Just got a phone call asking me to QB the Jets this weekend.

    11:03 PM - 30 Nov 2012
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      2. josh groban‏Verified account @joshgroban 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien do what tebow and Sanchez do every week, politely decline.

        10 replies 32 retweets 50 likes
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      2. FucktheJets‏ @FucktheJets 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        RT @ConanOBrien "What do I do? Just got a phone call asking me to QB the Jets this weekend." Use your cyanide tablet NOW!

        1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Matt Dylan Kerestesy‏ @Kerestesy 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien start stockpiling ice packs and morphine. I'd also say learn to throw a football but that's not a requirement for a Jets QB.

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      1. Diana L. Santiago‏ @dianalsantiago 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Tell them it is freaking 3:00 am in Puerto Rico, and I get scared when your tweets get to my phone at that hour. ;)

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      1. Fred Mascherino‏Verified account @thecolorfred 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien put on Lenny Kravitz and search within. #likeajet

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      2. Brian Canlis‏ @bcanlis 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @conanobrien do they make a helmet that fits your hair?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Paunchy Elephant, SPC‏ @paunchyelephant 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @bcanlis

        @bcanlis oops... I think your account's been hacked again, Brian!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Brian Canlis‏ @bcanlis 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @paunchyelephant

        @luckyelephantco thanks! should be fixed now (again). sorry!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Ryan Shank‏ @ThirdWave_Shank 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien get your teeth bleached, hair trimmed, throw on your best pair of nylons, and Hollywood Joe your way to the Superbowl! In 2014

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      1. Orlando Esparza‏ @orlando_esparza 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Do it!! Anybody but Tebow!! #NFL #nyjets

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      1. dansanc‏ @dansanc 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien if you are QB for the Jets, bring a condom. That's the only way you'll have any protection!

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      1. Ryan Kolbe‏ @ryankolbe 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Don't make any hasty decisions! Think about it long and hard first. Maybe you'll be divinely intervened.pic.twitter.com/xlel2oci

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      1. Garrett Crider‏ @Garrett_Crider 1 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien They must have thought you were @GVMcElroy #checkthehair

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      1. Abe Mitchell‏ @Only1Abe 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You wouldn't need to wear a helmet, your hair would protect you just fine

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      1. Garrett Larson‏ @GarrettLarson00 1 Dec 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You should juts bloody do it for the bloody Lord's sake!

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      1. Kenny Johnson‏ @Kenny22Johnson 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien take the job just to find out Leno is going to be the QB for the first half then they move you to the Browns #loveyabro:)

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      1. Nathan Gallagher‏ @nathanGallagher 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien from a Brit's perspective, you're supposed to get over-dressed then catch, hesitate, throw and occasionally dance.

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      1. Shadow Banned Joe Friday‏ @justhefax_mam 30 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Do you know which end of the ball is the front? hint: It faces forward.

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