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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Nov 2012

    My kids no longer believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or mortgage backed securities.

    9:40 AM - 23 Nov 2012
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      1. steve mehallo‏ @mehallo 23 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        RT @ConanOBrien: My kids no longer believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or mortgage backed securities.

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      1. Siobhan 美慧/은혜 #iKON‏ @Hipployta 23 Nov 2012
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        Oh Conan no one believes in securities RT @ConanOBrien My kids no longer believe in Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy or mortgage backed securities.

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      2. Chris Robinson NJ‏ @ChrisRobinsonNJ 23 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien What about global warming, the electoral college, and "whitening" toothpastes (which seem mildly racist to me)?

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      1. Edward Wolf‏ @cheetatigerbeef 23 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien they should fear mortgage underwriters since they are the devil incarnate

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      1. GreenTreeVictims‏ @GreenTreeVictim 4 Apr 2013
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        @ConanOBrien Green Tree Servicing = Stolen homes, Wrecked credit, Destroyed lives. #Victimsofgreentree

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      1. Miracle Mike‏ @IamMiracleMike 27 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien myMystery Handbook for Parents is @ http://www.mysteriesbymike.com  my Party Secrets & benefit Hurricane Sandy Relief

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      1. Naughty Nice App‏ @NaughtyNiceApp 25 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien @TeamCoco oh Santa is real and this year if you're on the #NaughtyList #ChuckNorris is coming to town.

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      1. Suzanne‏ @SuzanneHarney 25 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien how tragic...a lot of people made a lot of money off of mortgage backed securities ;-)

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      1. Nog Hog‏ @noghog69 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien But they still believe in me!

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      1. Jason Wilson‏ @jaiwil01 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Niiiiiccccceeeee

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      1. mike mcgrath ‏ @HTurtletaub 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien there's a better chance that the first two are real

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      1. Mistletoe Sesame!!!‏ @MistletoeSesame 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Commercial mortgage backed securities are making a come back! how's this for lip service? http://mistletoesesame.com 

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      1. Kimberly T. Palmer‏ @kimberlytpalmer 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I haven't seen you in forever.

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      1. InvictusThor‏ @InvictusTHOR 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Good for them they are ahead of the curve, and may i ad " Father, the sleeper has awakened !"

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      1. ▲ ✞hrÏftŸ ₩@®‏ @poetrot666 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Chimp pimp

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      1. Seymour Kreevich‏ @SeymourKreevich 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien What's their verdict on Jay Leno?

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      1. The Hook‏ @TheTerribleHook 24 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien So much for the joys of childhood. At least they still have Twinkies and Elmo.... Oh, right.

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