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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 19 Nov 2012

    Helmet-to-helmet contact should be banned from football and coal mining.

    4:03 PM - 19 Nov 2012
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      1. Damian Talbot‏ @Talborino25 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien what about porn movies lol

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      1. Joe The American‏ @JoeBatesComedy 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien but what about nudist colonies?

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      1. Schweeriously...‏ @JasonSchweer 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I agree. However, I believe it should be encouraged in skateboarding.

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      1. geekford‏ @GEEKFORD21 19 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien and men's rest rooms.

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      1. Scott Bateman‏ @ScottBatemanMan 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien When two miners love each other very much...

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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien And Germany. You know, 'cause there are guys there named Helmut. I'll shut up now.

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      3. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @ValZwald @ConanOBrien This just in: Val declares war on the gay population of Germany. #ishouldreallygetsomesleep

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      4. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @November8_FTW

        @November8_FTW @ConanOBrien Oh please no. I don't want to open the hater flood gates again. I have NOTHING against German Man Love! NOTHING!

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      5. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @ValZwald @ConanOBrien We shall judge your truthiness based on your future life choices. #ireallyREALLYshouldgotobed

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      6. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @November8_FTW

        @November8_FTW @ConanOBrien If I promise to eat at every Der Weinerschnitzel I see, am I off the hook?

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      7. Yo Soy PUMPKIN SPICE  🎃‏ @November8_FTW 19 Nov 2012
        Replying to @TwitWittyVal

        @ValZwald @ConanOBrien As long as you bring me some, then yes. Also a pint of excellent German brew. #DrinkyWinky

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 23 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien As patting in back rears in salutation and/or Click Clacks toys compared to rubbing jackasses.

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      1. Eric Samuel‏ @erics295 23 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien And in Stadium Men's Rooms.

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      1. David Perez‏ @Davidperez77 22 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien but not gay porn?

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      1. geoffrey mires‏ @gmires 20 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien and on the short bus

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      1. Stubbs‏ @stubbs40 20 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien what about in gay sex?

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      1. Armin‏ @akt5us 20 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I get to meet #justinbieber http://youtu.be/iNCyNgkGIZQ http://youtu.be/4KyvH2i1UTo 

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      1. Patrick DiJusto‏ @patrickdijusto 20 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien what about for astronauts in space without working radios?

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