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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 14 Nov 2012

    In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.

    4:23 PM - 14 Nov 2012
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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Peeing into a reusable drinking bottle would be better for the environment. Peeing into an ice cube tray would be festive!!

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      1. Sonya Zielinski‏ @zugunruhes 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        RT @ConanOBrien In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can.

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      2. Richard Smith‏ @tubbsmuzik 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien @jessebondrocks that is hilarious!!! I had to keep from cracking up too loud on this flight.

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      3. jesse bond‏ @jessebondrocks 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @tubbsmuzik

        @tubbsmuzik you already know that that one took me out!!! Haha

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      4. Richard Smith‏ @tubbsmuzik 14 Nov 2012
        Replying to @jessebondrocks

        @jessebondrocks that was just great!!! Keep em coming doc.

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      1. Harold Hotmer‏ @MOHOHARRY 17 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien you made my day with that one

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      1. Kai‏ @palantyre 16 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien whaaaaaaaat? :D dude. What? :D

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      1. Amir Gamil‏ @amgamil 16 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien One of your best

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      1. Gurur Karademir‏ @ocakreisi 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Kanka programin Turkiye 'de cok gec yayinlaniyor. Ögrenciyiz bu siralar sinavlarim var izleyemiyorum ama uzulme donucem!

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      1. Niklas Isberg‏ @niklasisberg 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Close to 127 hours? Thank God you didn't cut your arm off!

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      1. courtney hartman‏ @courtneyhartma4 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Oh yay u were saved!!

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      1. Donald Alex Sloan‏ @DAS100000 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien What's the can for? You said you could ... oh, you probably haven't bragged about that skill on twitter yet.

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      1. Tatiana Ruiz ‏ @LadyPathos101 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien well thank god you didn't resort to more primitive measures.

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      1. George Burton‏ @iamthegeorgeman 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUFQ2ECfPOw …

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      1. David‏ @diddler121 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien How much do you want for the can??

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