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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 11 Nov 2012

    Q-Tips: making me think I'm going to cause brain damage since 1975.

    2:43 PM - 11 Nov 2012
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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 11 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien If you wanna have some fun, take your Q-Tip and push it in just a *little* harder than wse eejhte erjsja; auvyyt.......

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      1. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 11 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Beer: causing actual brain damage since I turned 21

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      1. Paula Hubley‏ @Wogster13 11 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I hear ya Conan...see pic Q-tips rock!pic.twitter.com/v16SODux

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      2. Jonathan Lupo‏ @userexperience 11 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I once poked a hole in my eardrum with a Q-Tip. Actually, I pushed a piece of earwax through my eardrum. Cheers!

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      1. Coco Azoitei‏ @CocoAzoitei 2 Dec 2012
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        @ConanOBrien how do you know you haven't? ;-)

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      1. Karin L.Swanson‏ @qeiib 24 Nov 2012
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        @conanobrien The end of William Shakespeare's childhood 400yrs after QE visit to Stratford upon Avon? Is that why? Otherwise I don't get it.

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      1. Carin Agiman‏ @carinagiman 21 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien worth it. definitely worth it #qtipaddict

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      1. otisabi‏ @otisaga 16 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien a q-tip would be more than enough to crush the brain of the writer of this gag.

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      1. Noel Ebbitt‏ @GALTGONE 16 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Going to try to watch you again next week. Please tell me you have lost the sidekick.

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      1. Christie Steele‏ @RagingEuphoric 13 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien There're worse ways to destroy all mental faculty. Like replying to group texts from feuding siblings. Or watching Gossip Girl.

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      1. donald vien‏ @donaldvien 13 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Don't complain Conan...some people may never get brain damage from Q tips.

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      1. Marija Noid‏ @Marija_noid 12 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien i use dirty Qtips to tint my windows at home so the feds and local authorities cant see me take bong hits #marijanoid

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      1. Deborah Davis‏ @deborahart64 12 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien uh....you have been.....appearantly....and for so long.....

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      1. Mari Sua ‏ @funnychick20 12 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien do you automatically stop after each swipe and look as if it will be different each time #observationalhumorlol

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @GlobalmamaZ 12 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien That's no excuse for not tweeting, Sug.

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