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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 5 Nov 2012

    I'm still undecided on who would be the better president: Tommy Lister from "The Fifth Element", or Terry Crews from "Idiocracy".

    8:05 PM - 5 Nov 2012
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      1. steph‏ @stephMEM 5 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien when in doubt, always go with President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

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      1. like a frankenstein, but hot‏ @kylecrane 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Lister was president of the Universe. DEBATE OVER.

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      1. Landa ©️‏ @Jrlanda11 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Craig Robinson Pineapple express!

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      1. Zombie Joe‏ @Zombie_Joe 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Water? You mean like outta the toilet?

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      1. Jesse Thomas‏Verified account @jessemthomas 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Terry Crews. Electrolytes.

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      1. Jared Benson‏ @benson 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien President Deebo all the way, are you kidding me!?

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      1. Natisha Anderson‏ @NatishaAnderson 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Vote for Natisha Anderson. The only candidate with an overdrawn checking account.pic.twitter.com/OW0CXXGW

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      1. Neil deGrasse Tyson‏ @Llewhtob 5 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Mt. Dew fo sho'

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      2. Eirn Broveleit‏ @eirnb 6 Nov 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I love Terry's state of the union address, hands down winner for me.

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      3. Ben Keefe‏ @BenKeefe 6 Nov 2012
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        @eirnb @ConanOBrien I love your Mom's state of the union. BOOM!

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      1. #Idiocracy BALLS GUY‏ @OwMyBallsGUY 2 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien FOLLOW THE @OwMyBallsGUY GUY & PLEASE DONT KICK ME IN MY NUTS!

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      1. Tyler Bushong‏ @TylerIsHan 4 Feb 2013
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        @ConanOBrien President Marshall Air Force One #getoffmyplane

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      1. Majestic Marauder‏ @greene72 26 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Crews for sure.

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      1. Timothy James Sweet‏ @SweetDealPR 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien So Conan, when do I get to be on your show, buddy?

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      1. Timothy James Sweet‏ @SweetDealPR 15 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Conan, gotta go with Terry Crews "Idiocracy". Best movie, b/c it actually has semblance of Truth. Good job, Mike Judge.

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 13 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I will select Leeloo (Milla Jovovich) from "The Fifth Element" since she saved the world from destruction.

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