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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 23 Oct 2012

    A new sperm bank offers the sperm of athletes and rock stars. Finally, athletes and rock stars will be able to have illegitimate children.

    9:55 AM - 23 Oct 2012
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      1. Robin Harper‏ @harpersbazaar 23 Oct 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien it's a hoax, ppl will have to get knocked up by celebs the old fashioned way, by cleaning Schwarzenegger's home!

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      1. DIANE HILL‏ @MAXIMDianeHill 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Hahahahaha! This made my day.

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      1. Yehuda Moon‏ @YehudaMoon 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Will the USADA be testing althlete's deposits for performance enhancing drugs? Ladies will want the full experience

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      1. notedwardsnowden‏ @tjgoulet 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I had no idea you were "Screetched In" just saw the clip from the show the other day - HI-LAR-I-OUS - you might not remember it

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      1. Rick Murnane‏ @rickmurnane 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Now you've done it. If @fountainsofwayn are running late tonight, you'll know where to look.

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      1. simwarn‏ @simwarn 31 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien for the first time something white is coming out of the athlete instead of into it.

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      1. simwarn‏ @simwarn 31 Mar 2013
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        @ConanOBrien sounds like the first time an athlete will be able to make a deposit in something that's not a prostitute.

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      1. Shiroi Usagi‏ @Usagiartist 1 Nov 2012
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        @ConanOBrien sperm banks. The place where it is advised to make a withdrawal the same time as you make a deposit

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      1. albie lopez-montes‏ @albielmontes 26 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hey it sounds like the "in the year two thousaaaaand"

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      1. Natalie Ann Lehigh‏ @nl12171990 26 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I saw your show on tv with cornrows and the tan and I love you better the other way I could nver get used to tht brave though

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      1. Ysquared.io‏ @Ysquaredio 24 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien More like legit illegitimate children. Yup.

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      1. Noah Tassone‏ @Lizardman269 24 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien your hilarious. You don't need NBC, NBC needs you

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      1. Zohmby Chompbrains‏ @JohnnyRompain 24 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien With a twist: all of it came from Steve Buscemi.

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      1. JPM888‏ @JPM888 24 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hahaha! nice one!

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      1. noora luojus‏ @nluojus 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien buhahaaa!

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      1. Stephanie Howe ‏ @stephanierhowe 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Fun fact you play with the buttons on your jacket.First 8 mins of your show you button and unbutton your jacket 8 times.Love it

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      1. Cassandra Geones‏ @CapuaResident 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Phew, that's a load off my mind!

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      1. kelmeck‏ @kelmeck 23 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien @antidoping @livestrong But how can we be sure that that athlete has not had it's titles stripped!?!

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