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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Sep 2012

    “Goodness gracious, that is painful!” is what I should have yelled when I stubbed my toe in front of my kids.

    11:32 AM - 30 Sep 2012
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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 30 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien If they don't hear cuss words from you, they'll hear them from kids at school or HBO or Republicans.

        4 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 30 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien Parents who yell at furniture after stubbing their toes have children who yell at furniture after stubbing their toes.

        1 reply 4 retweets 5 likes
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      1. CrispyBanana‏ @CrispyBanana 10 Apr 2015
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        @ConanOBrien this is the best thing ever. LoL at 6:37am

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      1. Susies‏ @Susies14 19 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. TK R‏ @TKRFOSSIL 2 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Today I heard an old woman say " Holy Matrimony!" or should it actually be "Holy Matrimoney!".

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      1. dorothyadele travels‏ @dorothyadele 2 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Parents should control their language. Parents cursing give their kids license to do the same thing.

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      1. humanoid lifeform‏ @humanoidbastard 2 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien dont worry Conan your kids traumatic experience began when they understood they came from your genes ;)

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      1. Evan‏ @xeromage 1 Oct 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien There is some evidence that cursing actually helps relieve pain! In that sense, you are equipping them for the real world! :D

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      2. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 1 Oct 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien You missed a GREAT opportunity to introduce them to a foreign language! Like Spanish, Arabic, Hebrew, Urdu or Mandarin!

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      3. Roland Kausen‏ @RolandKausen 1 Oct 2012
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        @RolandKausen @conanobrien (NOTE TO SELF: Spanish is not a foreign language.)

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      1. Jane Cunningham‏ @greenteamoon 1 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Once again Conan has given me my first good laugh of the day. Hope your toe feels better.

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      1. TJ‏ @Dreameroftimes 1 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien You got it ruff.

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      1. CrispyBanana‏ @CrispyBanana 1 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien instead of yelling.... "____"?

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      1. Jani Irjala‏ @JaniIrjala 1 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien i think some people might have taken this joke a bit too seriously :)

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      1. Rachel Fisher‏ @Rachel_Love4112 30 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien lol! i wonder wht u said instead.

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