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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 13 Sep 2012

    Quick question: does anyone know if the “five second rule” also applies to liquids?

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      1. Susan McLean‏Verified account @NoDomesticDiva 14 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien ONLY if it's wine!

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      1. Lorne Cox‏ @Lorne_Cox 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien only if its booze!

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      1. Geno Younger‏ @RaktaGeno 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I think liquids are out. But, every Oreo dropped multiplies by 5 seconds. If you drop a whole bag you've got like a week!

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      1. Eric Aaron Lizer‏ @Buster_Grand 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Yes, it's called "Straw Law" but only applies to booze.

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      1. Dlany‏ @SlopPile1 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien it does. I once witnessed a man lapping up Jack Daniels from a hardwood floor ... @alx_sonn @EricBenedict @trenton84

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      1.  ☠ 👻 scare-ah‏ @ParisEsther 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien it does, but I'll only send you the picture of me slurping spilled beer off a table if you show it on TV.

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      1. M@‏ @fuzywookie 8 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien why bother with the five second rule when you can live by the "as long as it didn't land in poop rule"?

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      1. Husain‏ @keroseneboy 1 Oct 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Only if you plan on sucking it up with a straw.

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      1. Susie‏ @SKnosey 29 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I seriously worry about you.

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      1. Russ Bestenheider‏ @BestPantsEver 22 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien it's more like the one second rule....... But it depends solely on the surface it touches. At your on risk

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      1. briguy74‏ @briguyisfly 21 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. Mark Baze‏ @MarkBaze 21 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien it only applies if u wanna be that weird guy at applebees

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      1. Mariah Saunders ∞‏ @SaundersMariah 20 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien no i dont think it does lol

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      1. Renfield‏ @Renfield4 19 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Still trying to work on that one, Coco.

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      1. Brandon Vainio‏ @brlvainio 18 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien probably to whores, as long as they're paid for.

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      1. Josh W.‏ @VeinsBleedMetal 18 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hmm... Sure depending on where it spilt I suppose haha

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