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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 9 Sep 2012

    Ben & Jerry’s is suing a porn company. I hate it when my two favorite things to binge on aren’t getting along.

    1:40 PM - 9 Sep 2012
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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 9 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I'll never be able to eat Cherry Garcia again without feeling dirty. Oh, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just gonna feel dirty more.

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      1. calista  ☺ ♥☻ renee‏ @calisosexii 9 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien oh thats just classy...suck ur left nut

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      1. Ariel Rebel‏Verified account @ArielRebel 9 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien ahahah true that... since when stoners have something against porn anyways ;)

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      2. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 9 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I wonder which is worse, lactose intolerance or latex intolerance?

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      1.  🖤DawnAvril 🖤‏ @dawnavrildotcom 9 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I know! They should just let it happen...

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      1. Jukebox Tours‏ @jukeboxtours 30 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien ha Ben and Jerry's and Porn are both creamy

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      1. Joey France‏ @JoeyFrance1 16 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien that wasn't even funny the first time i heard it

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      1. Morzes AreAss‏ @AreAssMorzes 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien привет

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      1. ernesto garcia jr‏ @jrgarciacool 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien

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      1. david mcgraw‏ @davingy 12 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien You must admit.....That short with Remington Steele and the Gallon of Americone was a bit much...

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      1. GOD HEAL OUR LAND‏ @Johnkamau7 12 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien "For the Lord takes pleasure in his people; he adorns the humble with salvation."Psalm 149:4

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      1. Renfield‏ @Renfield4 11 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien You're not the only one!

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      1. Ollcornbred‏ @Ollcornbred 11 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Redheads and time slots?

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      1. Alberto Candelaria‏ @alcan7 11 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien lol

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      1. Chapin Johnston‏ @lectorchap 10 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Where did they put the icecream?

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