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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 3 Sep 2012

    I can’t wait for my kids to open their Labor Day presents. I gave them each an extra sick day for the upcoming fiscal quarter.

    2:05 PM - 3 Sep 2012
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      2. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 3 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien My kids formed a union so I hired a bunch of scab kids

        1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
      3. Gioia E. Fuggevole‏ @iwaslikehmm 4 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ilovepemmican

        @ilovepemmican I just saw this among my tweets (I retweeted it) and it made me laugh again! U r too funny! XD

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      4. Boo (The scary boo, not the throwing tomatoes one)‏ @ilovepemmican 4 Sep 2012
        Replying to @iwaslikehmm

        @Neato1218 Thanks! That really means a lot. =D

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      1. GOP Ferengi‏ @GOP_Ferengi 3 Sep 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        .@ConanOBrien is such a liberal for spoiling his kids that way. I make mine work on Labor Day.

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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 3 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Man, when I was a kid we only got a fiscal nickel.

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      1. The Real JiKiFREAK‏ @jikifreak 15 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Awesome! If I had parents like you I wold have grownup better...

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      1. kelly berry‏ @kelly_berry 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien u go conan

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      1. Chapin Johnston‏ @lectorchap 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Just don't deduct them from their allowance!

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      1. Meagan Paullin‏ @SunandSipCups 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Good call. Bet they loved it :)

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      1. Cleopatra Fitzgerald‏ @CleopatraFitz05 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien For real, I surprisingly received a magic-hands package on Labor Day. The USPS delivery man must have had it in his vehicle.

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Bravo! The little darlings only had to picket in front of your house for three days.

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      1. Ecce Homo Official‏ @ceciliaecce 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Marylin's Warhol portrait found to be a copy of Ecce Homo's restorer painted in the sixtiespic.twitter.com/8pRittfk

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      1. David Federman‏ @DavidFederman 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I live in a right to work state where extra days off--even as gifts--R grounds 4 firing or 4 docking pay. Can I come work 4 U?

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