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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 30 Aug 2012

    Here’s a little known fact: the murder capital of the U.S. is East Murderton, Wisconsin.

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      1. Ed Crasnick‏ @EdCrasnick 30 Aug 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien I used to live in East Murderton but I now reside in the beautiful town with the second most murders, West Murderton.

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      2. Erik v1.37‏ @torgospizza 30 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien "Welcome to East Murderton, where every side of town is the wrong side!"

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      1. Tabitha Lauren‏ @TabithaLauren82 31 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Go figure! I hate Wisconsin.

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      1. Matt Sutherland‏ @melakfilms2011 31 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien That means cheese is people! IT'S PEOPLLLLLEEE!

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      1. John Dawkins‏ @Dawkinakus 30 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien @gingertasticCO Thats good news for East Crackden Hights, Colorado!!

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      1. Burken Tabansson‏ @burkentabansson 30 Aug 2012
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        hayır yani komik mi? @ConanOBrien

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      1. Bheur‏ @averyfinecat 30 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien blatant Anti-West Murderton libel!

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      1. Jeff Ward‏ @fuzzybinary 30 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Don't tell West Murderton that. It's apparently a sore subject.

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      1. Patricia R. SImons‏ @PatriciaRSImons 17 Sep 2012
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        @conanobrien How about going to court for a name change? WILL THE JUDGE APPROVE?

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      1. LudeComics‏ @LudeComics 13 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Superior, Wisconsin. Get it right. Also, rape cookies. Or something. Fuck.

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      1. Mark Rook‏ @MarkRook97 10 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien But I'm sure West Murderton is perfectly peaceful.

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      1. Ninja1313‏ @Vin_nez13 8 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien it's the cheese

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      1. Erik‏ @erikvanbrocklin 2 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I can't believe I just wasted minutes googling that. Jackass :/

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      1. Rodrigo Zaffari‏ @rodrigo_zaffari 2 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I liked, very funny.

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      1. Mike Patrick‏ @31770mps 2 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien I'm hearing a new Lipps Inc hit

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      1. so fat its funny‏ @JordynFelker 1 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien OMG thats funny, btw you should really clean under your bed its dirty under here P.S i love you

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