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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 21 Aug 2012

    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the price of wood made chucking prohibitively expensive?

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      2. Todd‏ @tatertodd_23 21 Aug 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        @ConanOBrien A woodchuck would chuck all the wood a woodchuck could chuck until his little woodchuck credit card was maxed out.

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      2. Sasha Talebi‏ @sashatalebi 21 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Woodchucking is a revenue-generating endeavor. Clusterchucking, on the other hand,...

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      2. SprintNXT‏ @sprintnxt 21 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Since woodchucks can't understand the value of money, it would continue chucking until supplies dwindled. #buzzkill

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      1. David J O'Reilly‏ @DavidJamesOR 23 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien How much cheese would a Chinese sneeze if the price for snorting cheese was a horrible dairy induced death?

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      1. Lynxie‏ @Lynx60C 21 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien wonder how much a woodchuck would chuck if he was told You Didn't Build That! Guessin None=Woodchuck Welfare

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      1. @landley‏ @landley 21 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Depends, are we talking the Ginger woodchuck, the Pumpkin Special Reserve, or one of the regular flavors?

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      1. Asia‏ @asyabekrioglu 24 Oct 2012
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        RT @ConanOBrien: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if the price of wood made chucking prohibitively expensive?

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      1. brian benitez‏ @NotoriousUSB 30 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien @shaunmoynihan little to none. Once they achieve that social status they're called, WoodCharles'. (Much more distinguished)

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      1. Rick Bolger‏ @RickBolger2 8 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien It depends if the woodchuck is a democrat or republican!

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      1. robert desjarlais‏ @BobDesjarlais 2 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien thats how u get rid of lice!!

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      1. jill smith‏ @jillbbsmith 28 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Conan... William w.k.???w.t.f.?? R u kidn me

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      1. Jason Piotrowski‏ @JasonPiotrowski 27 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien i think the woodchuck would just chuck himself off the edge of cliff. i think the woochuck would be too distraught to live

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      1. Dani Gengler Rice‏ @danigrock 27 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien as many as that mofo could get before someone notices.

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      1. Erica  🦄‏ @ZiaErica 27 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien well we sell wood for 140 a cord... Math is not my strong suit so you do it.

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