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    Conan O'Brien‏Verified account @ConanOBrien 9 Aug 2012

    It was 100 degrees today. I haven’t seen 3 digits since I visited my old shop teacher.

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      1. Cole Mcnugget‏ @villagesauce 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien hahahhahahahha

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      1.  ✨The Solar System ✨‏ @The_SolarSystem 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien OK, just stop complaining b/c my temps range from -2.7Kelvin to 5778 degrees Kelvin at the sun. #ohsnap #hotandiknowit #space

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      2. Tim Trostel‏ @trostelte 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Stop your bitching, Iraq Kuwait, Afgan are about 140 degree's. Suck it up pussy!!!

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      1. Alice‏ @littleleaf2 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Must not tweet what I'm thinking, must not tweet what I'm thinking...#ShutUpBrain

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      1. angelo monsini‏ @BigMonsini 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien and i havent seen 3 didgets since my science teacher stepped on the scale

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      1. OMAIR‏ @OMAIRMusic 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Lucky you! Its 110 in Dallas!

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      1. Valerie Wants Halloween  🎃‏ @TwitWittyVal 9 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien When your name is "Stubby McNofingers" it limits your career options.....

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      2. gordon veilleux‏ @GordonVayo 9 Aug 2012
        Replying to @ConanOBrien

        Anyone remember when @ConanOBrien was funny? Tbs should stand for the blood sucker

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      1. Breanna Larson‏ @LarsonBreanna 4 Sep 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Bazinga!

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      1. Vicky isaac‏ @VickyIsaac 29 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien u wil c it

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      1. .origami‏ @dotorigami 11 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien is hilarious

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      1. K Brock‏ @otterpajaro 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien 103 in North San Diego. Go jump in a pool in L.A. Conan! Use SPF 100!

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      1. Mary Zanone‏ @MaryJZanone 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Don't worry, Sonny Bub. I've got 8 more. I mean 7. (Not a math teacher.) Don't eat those. They aren't pickles.

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      1. -Kieran Moroney‏ @KieranEM 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien My shop teacher actually lost a bunch in a steel lathe. Good insight.

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      1. Chapin Johnston‏ @lectorchap 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Yes but can he still cut it?

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      1. Mark Brown‏ @MarkBrown63 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien It took a moment for me to get that joke then I laughed my ass off. Thanks Co-co!

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      1. Shannon Jacobs‏ @shanen0 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien The neo-GOP fanatics hate democracy in America, and they will do anything, lie, cheat, ANYTHING, to win. Fanatics FIRST!!

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      1. Rick Sickelsmith‏ @rbsdvm 10 Aug 2012
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        @ConanOBrien Extremely clever! I sure hope it's really you that thinks these up, Conan.

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